Something to make everyone laugh.

My husband works nights so he was sleeping right now, until he just rolled out of bed and hit the floor. Apparently he was dreaming that he was laying in a dirt road wrapped up in a blanket looking at the stars and a truck came. He went to roll one way but couldn't, so he rolled the other way and landed on the floor. Oh god, I can't stop laughing. Apparently that was the first time he has ever rolled out of bed. Serves him right for telling me I shouldn't have gotten pregnant last night when I wanted a minute before jumping up and making his lunch.

That didnt even sound like a joke, it sounded like a bunch words put together like a story that i didnt get. usually i find humor funny but not that time

Quoting Jess Epic Bootyfuck:“ That didnt even sound like a joke, it sounded like a bunch words put together like a story that i didnt get. usually i find humor funny but not that time”

them jokes fail just like your word fixing

LOL at him 

Quoting Baby Big Head:“ them jokes fail just like your word fixing”

What is this? Are you doing a contest or something or trying to up your post counts? This is the second one I have seen.

Quoting TTC a BabyBumpBelly:“ What is this? Are you doing a contest or something or trying to up your post counts? This is the second one I have seen.”

Not trying to up post count. Its an inside joke. Sorry if it bothers you.

Quoting Jess Epic Bootyfuck:“ Not trying to up post count. Its an inside joke. Sorry if it bothers you.”

Doesn't bother me, was just curious  

Sorry if I upset everybody, I just thought it was funny and thought I would post it to give people a laugh.

Quoting SaraElizabeth:“ Sorry if I upset everybody, I just thought it was funny and thought I would post it to give people a laugh.”

No your post was fine. That quote I made just makes me LOL. I thought you would appreciate the humor in it. It made me lol so hard when i first read it.

Quoting SaraElizabeth:“ Sorry if I upset everybody, I just thought it was funny and thought I would post it to give people a laugh.”

sorry, we're assholes quoting something funny in another thread.

we'll leave.

carry on  

Quoting SaraElizabeth:“ Sorry if I upset everybody, I just thought it was funny and thought I would post it to give people a laugh.”

Not you mama lol. It was hilarious I think. Serves him right lol. At least he tried to move away from the car haha what a dork  

well you made me lol ...