Status Shuffle

I was looking through the Status Shuffle Application on Facebook and came across these two statuses...

"...is as confused as a baby in a topless bar"

"Guns dont kill people...dads with cute daughters kill people"..

LOL...thought I'd share those....they had me laughing

These ones are cute:
thinks that they should make an air freshener called "New Baby" that way when you get the urge to have another you can just smell it and get your fix...

is wondering how she produced these beautiful kids, and now knows, as she looks in the mirror x

Haha although I doubt my son would be confused in a topless bar. He loves bewbs!

Quoting Kyrie ♥'s Monkey{JA:“ Haha although I doubt my son would be confused in a topless bar. He loves bewbs!”

I'm sure he'd be confused with which one to go after first  

LOL those are great.

I found 2 more cute ones...I could add more & more...but I wont..its late...feel free to if you want!! LOL

those are funny

Quoting Meep:“ I'm sure he'd be confused with which one to go after first  ”

He'd just open his mouth wide and lunge. The first breast in the mouth wins! At least that's what I do at topless bars.

Quoting Kyrie ♥'s Monkey{JA:“ He'd just open his mouth wide and lunge. The first breast in the mouth wins! At least that's what I do at topless bars.”

LOL