re: Kicking & Screaming 3 READ THE RULES, BEFORE POSTING!!

buht mai babbay daddai mommi tole me it wuz aight foo

dontcha listen 2 ur elderS? itsss nurmul.

Must. Shower. Now. Then have sexy time (ugh). Sexy time in which I will do all of the work (again). But I guess the entire 5 minute process will help me burn an extra 5 calories or something. Whoo. Plus!

STUPID*PREGNANT*BODY*I*HATE*YOU* I love the little man who ahs taken up residence in there, but everything else can go to hell. Little man, I know you will come when you're ready but PLEASE for the love of God GET READY!!!

We've been moved for three months now. I still have a lot of boxes yet we haven't unpacked. Now I need to find one piece of paper that I'm looking for. Ugh! I need to be more organized. Where oh where are you?

You still look 6 months pregnant and I hope it takes forever to lose the weight  I don't care how easy childbirth was for you and I find it messed up that you've already abandoned him with someone else so you can go out and do whatever, if you didn't want to take care ov a baby, you shouldn't have had one. I still think it was funny, you picked on me for how "big" I was at 34 weeks, yet you were like 12 weeks and looked ready to pop! And even being a week PP you STILL look huge, that makes me feel better   Sad thing is, I was bigger than you pre-pregnancy and you were scrawny, now you're twice my size.

Which reminds me, stomach, flatten a little more, please? Not too much though, my ribs would show too well [damn being big boned], I've been trying to flatten you for years, this little fat bulge was never cute 

I think your Avi is disrespectful and wrong. And not a bit funny.

Straighten the fuck up LJ, i've said it to you before, but if you hurt her (and you obviously are in some way) i'm going to come cut off your nuts...you'd miss those, wouldn'tcha?

you know i love you, but she is like a 9875937598734 on a 1-10 scale of importance to me, and you're like a 9. so figure shit out. and GET RID OF THAT GOD DAMN DOG!

DOG! Do you have to sit right next to me before you fart?? Go somewhere else to do that! Gross!

i would kill for eggs benedict right now.

stupid weather. i am going to an all day outdoors concert and you decide to rain after weeks of no rain.

BASTARD MOTHER NATURE.

What is this head ache????

eh still sick. bleh

please let today go smoothly

I hope we have a good day today.

Hey! I asked for a good day first  

I told you not to take the van I NEEDED IT!
I dont care that your tags havent come for your stupid car mother. NOT MY PROBLEM
FUCK!

and you
ugh!!