re: Kicking & Screaming 3 READ THE RULES, BEFORE POSTING!!

You just got home from work. Do you seriously need to act like that? I was actually happy that you were home.

I no longer am ! Just go to bed !

AF, this is a threat. Leave me the hell alone. I bought tampons JUST in case, and even walked right past the pregnancy tests. I swear to everything holy leave me alone for this weekend. And next week, my 3 day vacation.

please?  

I never should have went to the stupid mall today.

I tried on a size 11 jean, and it made me have the worst muffin top.

i can't wait to excersize, id like my size 3/5 body back please!

We're going to do what I and Stewie like to call a "compliment sandwich". It's where I say something positive about you, and then follow with something negative..


Something good..Something good..
Ah yes.

Your face looks likeSnoopy and it makes me smile..
but you're also a complete idiot.

Fuck you, body.

Fuck you.

What the fuck? You seriously threw your dirty clothes NEXT to the hamper? Honestly? Is it THAT much of a struggle to go the extra 2 inches and toss them in? It IS something to bitch about if the fucking dirty clothes basket is RIGHT THEREEEEEEEEEE.

Oh, and a bug flew up my nose. It was horrible and I hope that never happens again. Now I need a drink. *Cries*

Please sleep longer tonight. Please.

Tooth please stop hurting. I haven't done anything wrong to you.

You forgot the last piece of the sandwich.  

I don't want to go the hospital. *sigh*

Go away, weird fucking pain. Go. Away.

WTF? yep. Ignore me. I show concern and I get ignored. WTFever.

Her name is PIPER not PIFER or PIPHER or PYPER!!!!!!!!! I don't give two flying fucks if your uncles brothers next door neighbors brother has a kid w/the same name when it is clearly not the same name. IF you put a PH together it sounds like an F not a PER. AND FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME, NO i did not get her named from the damn TV show Charmed!

If you knew anythhing about anything past 5 inches from your nose. you would know it means "one who plays the flute" and if you knew anything about me... music is my passion andin 5th grade I wanted to take flue but, they tossed me a damn clarinet. The name is near anddear to my heart andI justwish for once people would think before PMINGcrap when I don't know them or care to know them.

I want to drink.

Quoting OG Brycen's mama:“ I want to drink.”

my husband better bring me back my enchaladas soon or i'm ripping someones head off. LOL

lol