re: Kicking & Screaming 3 READ THE RULES, BEFORE POSTING!!

All you do is annoy me now, I wanted to get her professional pictures done, so YOUR family would stop hounding me about them and so my aunt and uncle would shut up too. But you don't see the point in getting them done. Well fine, how about this, I can do them! I'd like to take pictures with her at City Park, since it has some really pretty areas, but no, you don't want to do that either. You are just a fucking asshole, that never wants to anything and wonders why I want to move back to MY hometown. I have FRIENDS there, I have FAMILY there and goddamnit I can go back to work full time there. Your shithole hometown blows goats 

typing all that out in that thread made me insanely anxious and excited *giddy* but i miss you...this weekend sucks!

This new phase is horrible, and if you don't take a nap again tomorrow I'm going to tear all of my hair out.

C.

Good lord, am I a pissy one today  

Everything is like nails on a fucking chalkboard.

I hate you, neighbors who had a yard sale today. Noisy people outside ALL day.

Ruby, damned dog: If you bring ONE more dead critter into the house, I will tear a hole in your windpipe. Did you really need to leave a dead bird in the baby's room AGAIN??

I hate you so much. You ask why I am always bitchy and never happy. The reason is you!!!! I cant wait to finally grow some balls, leave and never look back.

Go fucking cry a river..

Damn you heat! Damn you pre-menstrual symptoms! Damn you skin, stop breaking out!

Fuck you.
I needed a goddamn friend and you ditched me for your idiot boyfriend.
It's bad enough I was alone during my pregnancy and you BRING HIM TO THE HOSPITAL?! Are you fucking nuts?

This friendship has been a waste of my time and effort.

Go fuck your loser boyfriend.

PS. I hope he gets the full sentence.

What idiot smokes pot DURING community service?!

Wtf is a "manly man"? Does he have an extra testicle or something? What makes a man extra manly?

C.

high sperm count?

Fuck you, AF!!!! You had 8 months to show up but no.... you show up the night before my husband who has been gone over a year comes home.

Mother Nature, you're such a cunt.

you don't even know what you're talking about

I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

C.

You are 14 and look like a whore! If I come to visit and you look like that, I'll do what your mother should do and smack you upside the head. Jeez, all my cousins are following that trend, what the hell happened to the way you were brought up? I know my aunt refused to even let you girls wear shorts that went above the knee , even just an inch above it and now you are flaunting "bootyshorts" in your MySpace pictures? Wtf? 

I need to stop eating tonight   Thinking about you at work with that skinny blonde bitch makes me sad.