Joke: A Wal-Mart greeter . . .

I just got this in a text. It made me giggle & think of a person or two on here. <= haha j/k... kinda.


So, after landing my new job as a Wal-mart greeter, I lasted less than a day....
About 2 hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, ugly, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they aint twins. They oldest one is 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid?"
So I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am. I just couldn't believe that anyone would smurf you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

LOL

Quoting Brycen&Livi♥:“ I just got this in a text. It made me giggle & think of a person or two on here. <= haha j/k... ... [snip!] ... ma'am. I just couldn't believe that anyone would smurf you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."”

 

LMAO thats a good one!

lol

LMAO!

Tehe, that's fn funny.

my sister sent that text to me a little while back! i LOVE it lol i think it's hilarious.

Lmao.
 

ahahahahah I love that !!!

LMAO I needed that!

Glad I could give you all a good laugh!  

That so just made my day I will never look at a walmart greeter the same lmao

I used to be a door greeter at walmart... 3rd shift at that... CRAZY CRAZY stuff!!! Wish I coulda said more to a few people LOL

YAY I needed a laugh today