The crazy things your kids say

The other day we went to pick the kids up at our sitters and go to the mall. Well we were shopping for something and I had stopped to ask the lady at the counter a question. Well London's new thing is to tell everyone that she's sick and give this very dramatic little cough   I really didn't think anything of it when shedid it until she looksup at the lady and says "Mommy give me medicine so I go to sleep"   Theladylooked up at me with that look in her eye that says "what kind of parent are you?!?!?" I couldn't believe the little turd said that, I have never done that in the almost three years she's been on the face of the planet! But afterward I started laughing about it thinking damn, this is only the beginning. What kind of crazy things do your LO say?

Gosh, where do I start?

He says some funny stuff sometimes...
Lately, it's mostly after I come out of the bathroom, he'll be standing there and then he'll ask if "Baby sister come out" while I was in there...
Uh, no, I peed!

I'll have to think of some more. He is a trip sometimes.

Thats funny and so cute too, I can visualize the little cough she does.

Quoting Baby Factory 2000:“ The other day we went to pick the kids up at our sitters and go to the mall. Well we were shopping for ... [snip!] ... But afterward I started laughing about it thinking damn, this is only the beginning. What kind of crazy things do your LO say?”

did you ever give her cold medicine and tell her it would help her feel better so she could sleep? if she was having trouble sleeping because she was sick or something? idk lol i'll let you know in a few years when mine pops out and starts talking  

that is hilarious.
My son isn't talking yet. but he gotten into biting really bad. When he does it he laughs this evil devilish laugh and I can help but think its sooo funny.

Quoting ThereforeIAm[BBM]:“ that is hilarious. My son isn't talking yet. but he gotten into biting really bad. When he does it he laughs this evil devilish laugh and I can help but think its sooo funny.”

Oh the demonic laugh, you gotta love it! That's Addison's new trick! She sounds like a possessed tickle me Elmo!

my daughter tells people to GO AWAY
when they are starring at her

Mo's new thing is when we are out in public and I gently put my hand on the back of her head to get her to keep walking she yells " DUN HIT ME PEEASE! " .. Everyone stares.. Sooo embarrassing!

Quoting Becky♥Bill [Team B:“ did you ever give her cold medicine and tell her it would help her feel better so she could sleep? if ... [snip!] ... sleeping because she was sick or something? idk lol i'll let you know in a few years when mine pops out and starts talking  ”

Nope, we have told her that medicine will make her feel better, but generally she refers to it as her "candy". Definitely don't have any problems getting her to take it   This kid is full of little pearls of wisdom though! My favorite is "Don't tell me what do, I big girl!" I can't wait til she's a teenager  

Quoting Ashea:“ Mo's new thing is when we are out in public and I gently put my hand on the back of her head to get her to keep walking she yells " DUN HIT ME PEEASE! " .. Everyone stares.. Sooo embarrassing!”

I've gotten that one before only it's "Mommy why you hit my head, that not nice"

Quoting ©Princess Bitch®:“ my daughter tells people to GO AWAY when they are starring at her”

haha Brandon used to tell people to "BACK UP!" with his hand out if they got too close to the cart back when he was 2.

Quoting Baby Factory 2000:“ Nope, we have told her that medicine will make her feel better, but generally she refers to it as her ... [snip!] ... of little pearls of wisdom though! My favorite is "Don't tell me what do, I big girl!" I can't wait til she's a teenager  ”

LOL...my son is 2 and his favorite new thing is "I dont want to."

my daughter also says
stop choking me - we dont know where she learned that from
she will say it when shes in the cart at the store,
she said
damn it all to hell i lost my place mat

Quoting ♥Ashley♥:“ LOL...my son is 2 and his favorite new thing is "I dont want to."”

She's almost three and I still get that one all the time....I miss the time when she couldn't talk!

Just thought of something he does a lot now...

If it even remotely sounds like a bad word, he'll definitely let me know...


"DON'T SAY THAT!"

Then I get a lecture about "That a BAD WORD!"