Stupid, stupid man!

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to
my husband that my breasts are too small.. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.' Willing to try anything,
I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand infront of the mirror, rubbing it between
my breasts. 'How long will thistake?' I asked. They will grow larger over a period of years,'
my husband replies. I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without
missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?' He's still alive, and with a
great deal of therapy, he may even walk again,although he will probably
continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man.

Quoting letter2elise loves taffy!:“ THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband ... [snip!] ... of therapy, he may even walk again,although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man.”

lmao
That was funny and mean

lol.. you really did that? I have heard that joke before and thought it was a cute one. I didn't know that any guy would actually have the balls to say that to his wife.

Quoting ღEvan's Mommyღ:“ lol.. you really did that? I have heard that joke before and thought it was a cute one. I didn't know that any guy would actually have the balls to say that to his wife.”

No, I didn't do this!
I received this in an email today

Hahah

lol thats too funny

Quoting letter2elise loves taffy!:“ No, I didn't do this! I received this in an email today Hahah”

oooooohhhhhhhh
That was funny, I thought your husband did that to you

LOL! That's cute.

that is to funny ! i needed a god laugh today, thanks =)

lol, 

LMFAO! i wouldnt have been able to resist saying back tho, maybe u should rub some on ur penis! hahaha...just to be witty!   knowing my guy he probably would have wipped it out said u werent complaining last night, hehe

Quoting letter2elise loves taffy!:“ No, I didn't do this! I received this in an email today Hahah”

ahhhh, haha. Yea this is a classic one! I love it!!