small boobs AND stretchmarks. WTF?

So, I've always had small boobs, but now post partum I have stretchmarks, TOO.

What the fuck? And they're still small. Could this be a result of gaining weight quickly or losing weight quickly (EXCEPT in the boob area  )? If so, I just got buttfucked again by this whole pregnancy ordeal.

 

I had semi small boobs... then i got pregnant and got huge boobs... now they are back being semi small... but they look like wrinkly pancakes with stretchmarks...    i sooo want a boob job...

Your boobs only get big if you are BFing or prego! I have always had a c cup no strechies but I have BF 3 babies and am getting a boob job when I'm done with this one!

I have small bewbs with stretchmarks. I'm a size 16 with B cup bewbies. The undersides look like a roadmap. I always figured it was from childbearing skin stretching. Combine that with my post-baby stretched out abdomen skin and my body is a hot mess. 

Quoting N.Lo:“ So, I've always had small boobs, but now post partum I have stretchmarks, TOO. What the fuck? And they're ... [snip!] ... or losing weight quickly (EXCEPT in the boob area  )? If so, I just got buttfucked again by this whole pregnancy ordeal.  ”

I have always had tiny boobies but after nursing, they are almost non-existant.
No stretchies though so at least there's that.

Quoting Made by Matell Burlesque:“ Your boobs only get big if you are BFing or prego! I have always had a c cup no strechies but I have BF 3 babies and am getting a boob job when I'm done with this one!”

I did BF for 10 weeks. But even then, they didn't really get THAT big.

It just sucks. I have the marks, but nothing to show for them.

Quoting Mimi*Panzer's Mutter*BGFM:“ I have small bewbs with stretchmarks. I'm a size 16 with B cup bewbies. The undersides look like a roadmap. ... [snip!] ... was from childbearing skin stretching. Combine that with my post-baby stretched out abdomen skin and my body is a hot mess. ”

OMG. You're my long lost twin.

Quoting Colleen13:“ I have always had tiny boobies but after nursing, they are almost non-existant. No stretchies though so at least there's that.”

non existent like BIG or non existent like little?

lol

Quoting N.Lo:“ OMG. You're my long lost twin.”

You, me, and Vanessa (LupitaFiasco) must be triplets. She's built the same way, I found out yesterday.

Quoting Mimi*Panzer's Mutter*BGFM:“ You, me, and Vanessa (LupitaFiasco) must be triplets. She's built the same way, I found out yesterday.”

lmao

it's a small world after all  

Quoting N.Lo:“ lmao it's a small world after all  ”

Heh, I know, right? We should all pool our monies and get a group rate on tummy tucks and boob jobs. 

Quoting Mimi*Panzer's Mutter*BGFM:“ Heh, I know, right? We should all pool our monies and get a group rate on tummy tucks and boob jobs. ”

I think that is a fabulous idear! I'll call my surgeon and tell him to put us on the books.

Quoting N.Lo:“ I think that is a fabulous idear! I'll call my surgeon and tell him to put us on the books.”

Great! Tell him I also want lip injections. In for a penny, in for a pound. I want the Megan Fox look for my lips.

Quoting Mimi*Panzer's Mutter*BGFM:“ Great! Tell him I also want lip injections. In for a penny, in for a pound. I want the Megan Fox look for my lips.”

Shit. I'll just give you some of mine  

Quoting N.Lo:“ Shit. I'll just give you some of mine  ”

  Only if they're still attached to your face, baby. Giggity.