irritated!!!! *vent*

So my 2 month old son always gets the hiccups when my MIL comes to visit.

Oh yeah let me not forget im 17 and with a baby yeah yeah so sheassumes im automatically a bad mother which is actually amusing to here since apparently everyone i know thinks im young and dont knownothing but in my eyes isee it as yeah i might be young but im the one in the end dealing with my baby eveyone else just know how to talk and thats ittheydont put a roof over my head why is everyone so worried about me i will and shall take care of him to the best of my ability, and let me say i never have asked this dumb old hag to buy anything for my son. but anywayyy back to the point.
This psyco lady wants me to give my son a bottle with 2oz ofwater with a little of sugar (oh yeah shes spanish well so am i but ive never heard of such a thing)so his hiccups go away, which i was told by the pediatrican not to give him water because his formula is all water and so isbreast milk. and on top of all that he can get a water intoxication and even end up in a coma which i think is a little beyond; and on top of all that she wants me to tie his legs together so in the future he wontwalk funny.wtf? and wants me to get some type of belt so his belly botton dont stick out and then to top it all off with a cherry she wants me to get a clean diaper and warm it over a candle and put it over my sons soft spot so it can close faster, warm his gential area so it wont be big and so it dont get saggy.., and warm his nose so we can form the shape of it. WTF

I understand my son is 100% hispanic but i was bornHEREand i just dont want to do any of that ridiculous stupid bs.
What do you ladies think of this craziness?

Quoting Gabriel's Mommy.:“ So my 2 month old son always gets the hiccups when my MIL comes to visit. Oh yeah let me not forget ... [snip!] ... but i was bornHEREand i just dont want to do any of that ridiculous stupid bs. What do you ladies think of this craziness?”

A close Mexican friend of mine told me to do some of those things. Yeah dont take all the advice you get lol but they also grew up in a different time then we did so when they were doing those things it was considered to be "OK". Times have changed but not the memories of how they raised their kids.

Quoting DoubleSJess:“ A close Mexican friend of mine told me to do some of those things. Yeah dont take all the advice ... [snip!] ... were doing those things it was considered to be "OK". Times have changed but not the memories of how they raised their kids.”

lol i mean its true but she like harrases me to do its scary and every annoying.
but your right its there old generation.lol