Most Embarassing Date Contest *closed.*

Okay Ladies.. here is what I want.

I want to hear about the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you on a date.
It can be a date that you had with anyone. at any point in your life. One entry per person.

There will be NO soliciting for votes.. but you can re-post this to get people to read the entries (once the voting link is up)

I would prefer limited chatting (laughter is allowed)
I will allow 15 stories. Please keep them short.

I will tell mine BUT i am not entering in the contest. this is only for example.

My freshman year of college I was asked to have lunch with this super cute guy.. so we went and had lunch.. I thought things went great.. and then after the "lunch date" was done.. I went to my dorm.. and looked in the mirror. I had food all in my braces.. and the guy never called again.

Please state your name, followed by your story.

I will close at 15 entries. Voting will be up once closed.

***For anyone who wants to volunteer.. I will need someone who can make 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place siggies.***

hmm this is interesting - i have a few that i have to think about if i wanna share. lol

I'll make siggies for this!!

This is still, to date...the most embarrasing story of my life.

ok...
My name is Sarah and I'm prone to embarrassing things happening to me.

I was a senior in high school and had recently broken up with my first boyfriend of 2 years. There was this amazingly beautiful guy that was a camp councelor with me at a Christian camp that summer named Tommy. We lived close and decided to drive up together to the retreat before the summer kick off. We stopped at a Sonic to eat and I had to go to the bathroom...I realized my period had started and there were no machines to buytampons in the bathroom, so what do I do? I wad up toilet paper and stuff it in my panties and decide that the other girls are bound to have one! So we drive there....he held my hand...kissed my hand...told me I was gorgeous...blah blah...anyways, I was feeling pretty hot. So we get there and all the guys are playing football, well dumbass, nonathletic me decides that I want to play. I was doing pretty well and I guy threw me a long pass and my guy decides nows the time to tackle me... Yeah DOWN I WENT....down a hill...i feel my pants slipping off of me and my panties being forced down to by the hill and mr hotty trying to grab me to help me up. When I stood up..there were about 50 people looking at me and laughing and/or gagging...about 15 yards away starts a little trail of bloody wadded up toilet paper...my pants are almost down to my knees...my panties were off kitler and my vajay is showing and the toilet paper is poking out. Did I mention my ex was a camp councelor there too? OH YEAH, and there he was standing at the top with all the guys pointing and laughing and his new dirty slut girlfriend right next to him grinning away. Tommy wasnt laughing, he felt bad...walked me back up to my cabin... but we never dated after that. We are still friends and the other day we were chatting on facebook and he said "Hey remember that time your pants fell off rolling down the hill and your period shit came out? HAHAHAHA now THAT was the funniest shit Ive seen in my life!"...yeah thanks.

**and yes I have pictures from this weekend**  

Quoting SluttyForHubby(ebfb):“ SAVE!! and I'll make siggies!!!  ”

k thanks

Vanessa - When I was 15, I met a guy I really liked, and he wanted to take me on a date to Gameworks, which was perfect, totally up my alley. My mom made me bring my 13 year old brother and she copied down the information off the guy's driver's license. He never called back.

Mimi

First date with my husband, I picked him up in my ancient Dodge Spirit. We went and saw Gone in 60 Seconds and ate at TGIFridays. Everything went well till I drove over the parking block in the TGIFriday's parking lot. He had to lift the front of the car so I could back over it, and ruined his new shirt he'd bought just for our date when the cracked oil pan leaked on him. I was mortified, but he called the next day. We still laugh about it now.

It was my first date with my now DH. We met on Myspace and agreed to meet up at my house and go on to have pizza at my favorite place. I wanted to look nice so I bought a really cute but pretty short skirt. The night went great! We had a blast and even went and played in the little kids area. I went to school the next day to find that my friend had followed us there to make sure everything was ok. Well come to find out when we were in the tunnles I had at some point in time pressed my butt agains the look out area and she caught a pic of my hello kitty panties on her phone. She sent it to everyone we know and to him!

Quoting Mimi*Panzer's Mutter*BGFM:“ Mimi First date with my husband, I picked him up in my ancient Dodge Spirit. We went and saw Gone ... [snip!] ... for our date when the cracked oil pan leaked on him. I was mortified, but he called the next day. We still laugh about it now.”

LOL, you definitly win......how halarious is that! 

Ok so i was on a date with a guy - like the 3rd time we had gone out. we walked to a restaurant and were gonna watch a movie at his place. When i got back to his place i got a killer headache and started feeling nauseated ended up throwing up in his bathroom and passing out on his floor - i never had a drink either since i had to drive 2 hours home. when he woke me up about 2 min later he was freaking out that i was sick and was gonna get him sick, so i left drove home and went to bed. ended up having to call my mom to take me to the ER at 3am cuz i was having such a hell of a head ache and stiff neck - had to pull a paris hilton and wear sunglasses into the ER cuz the light hurt my eyes. They tested me for menengitis and other things - turns out i had Mono. got pumped up with drugs. Finally called the guy when I came to 10 days later (he had been blowing up my phone) and told him i had been very sick with mono. He again freaked out about how he was gonna get sick now cuz i "puked all over" his apartment - yeah he never called me back - thank god.

Quoting Jezamortis [ES]TKD:“ Nicole I laughed so hard at a guys joke (I was nervous on top of it) and not only did I spit some of ... [snip!] ... spit some of my food out I also PEED my pants a little and it was noticeable. I was mortified! Never got a call back either   ”

Pretty sure you win...lol

Quoting SluttyForHubby(ebfb):“ I'll make siggies for this!! This is still, to date...the most embarrasing story of my life. ok... ... [snip!] ... now THAT was the funniest shit Ive seen in my life!"...yeah thanks. **and yes I have pictures from this weekend**  ”

omg omg i dont even know what to say, it was so funny but you win because i was actually embarrased reading your story and the end where he messaged you just puts the cherry on top

Quoting Abbeyy™ [12.19.08&h:“ Pretty sure you win...lol”

Hehehee....thanks for the support  

This is with my now DH but before we got married we were on our way home from a date and decided to try something since we lived out in the country. Sooo he took me down a country road that is pretty much in the middle of nowhere and pulled into a drive to a house that had been abandoned since I was a kid. Well we started making out and started having sex in the back of his little car. Things started getting really heated that we fogged up the windows etc when we heard a tapping on the car window... the house was NOT abandoned and an old man probably 90 years old was asking why we were trespassing. He must have been standing there for a long time since we had the music on and didn't hear anything for a little while other than that. He didn't press charges, thank goodness, but I bet he got a rise from seeing us naked and getting it on like that... MORTIFYING!