What's your ...

"Blond moment" of the day?

I had two so far. Haha.

First one, I was searching all over the bedroom for the dang remote even text SO asking him if he moved it before he left for work this morning and turns out it was right behind where I was sitting to begin with. Lol.

Second happened a couple minutes ago, I yawned laying on my back and ended up choking on my own spit. Hahha. I can't help but to laugh at myself.


Anyone want to share theirs?
Doesn't have to be today, just something that you can laugh at yourself for.

I took a 5 lb bag of liquid cheese out of the oven to put it in the holding cabinet at work, and the lid popped off, pouring 200 degree liquid cheese from shoulder to toe...into my hoodie pocket and pants pocket....Yeah...

Mm once we were at the fair and My mom said "Oh look that chicken laid an egg!" and I said "Was it a rooster?!" yuuup
OH and once my friend said "I went to New York twice, but only the city once." to which I replied "There's country in New York?" pretty much forgot New York wasa state AND city. I'm prety smuuurt  

I was looking for my phone because it was ringing......
I found it..
in my hand.

Sitting at Taco Bell drive thru..for probably five minutes.In front of the first menu not in front of the speaker box & got pissed that nobody was taking my order.. To be fair I was sick & exhausted haha still cracks me up though.

I have two. They were back when I was 18 and happened within a week of each other.

We'd just moved to NC and I'd never seen the "Deer Crossing" sign before. I asked my parents, "How do the deer know to cross there?" I was thinking of it like it was a cross-walk for deer.

So then we moved into our new house and my sister clogged the toilet. My mom told me, "You dad unplugged the tiolet" and I said, "When's he going to plug it back in?"

My parents love bringing it up and we all laugh. I seriously have no idea how those things came out my mouth or what the hell I was thkinking. Maybe the stress of moving and starting a new school, etc. Good times!

Quoting Curly Headed Fuck.:“ Sitting at Taco Bell drive thru..for probably five minutes.In front of the first menu not in front of ... [snip!] ... box & got pissed that nobody was taking my order.. To be fair I was sick & exhausted haha still cracks me up though.”

hahahahaha

Quoting Jessalyn T.:“ I was looking for my phone because it was ringing...... I found it.. in my hand.”

I've done that before....also looked ALL over the damn kitchen for the lid to the milk when it was already on the whole time.

Quoting Jessalyn T.:“ I was looking for my phone because it was ringing...... I found it.. in my hand.”

Hahah. I do that ALL the time!
But I'd be looking for it because I got a text.
Which doesn't make it any better because my phone vibrates.

Quoting Barbie ™ [13 weeks] BBM.:“ Hahah. I do that ALL the time! But I'd be looking for it because I got a text. Which doesn't make it any better because my phone vibrates.”

lol.
Mine does too.

Quoting Rebecca [+ Aiden&Rian]:“ I've done that before....also looked ALL over the damn kitchen for the lid to the milk when it was already on the whole time.”

I once couldnt figure out why my little cousins nipple wouldnt fit, I was trying to put it on the water jug.

Quoting Jessalyn T.:“ I was looking for my phone because it was ringing...... I found it.. in my hand.”

Lol i've done that but I was talking ON the phone while looking for it. I was like "where is my phone!!!" and my friend on the other line was like "I don't know kendra." took me 10 mins to figure out, oh duh..i'm on it!

Quoting Mommy Kendra:“ Lol i've done that but I was talking ON the phone while looking for it. I was like "where is my phone!!!" ... [snip!] ... my phone!!!" and my friend on the other line was like "I don't know kendra." took me 10 mins to figure out, oh duh..i'm on it!”

My mom did that a couple of weeks ago when I was talking to her!

Quoting Rebecca [+ Aiden&Rian]:“ My mom did that a couple of weeks ago when I was talking to her!”

bwhaha I felt so stupid

Quoting Jessalyn T.:“ I was looking for my phone because it was ringing...... I found it.. in my hand.”

I did this samething right before I came to work. Looked everywhere I mean everywhere including the kids toy box and it was sittin on the table in front of the TV the whole time. What makes it worse I was sitting on the couch right in front of it. LOL