I am so irritated.

Quoting Muffy's Mama♥{BOSM:“ Since my son has been born, I have bought a small fortune in pacifiers. My son is pretty particular, ... [snip!] ... & we can NOT find the other 39423 ones. They've got to be around here somewhere. Does anyone elses house eat pacifiers? ”

yes!!! that and those bulb suction things. we HAD like 4 of them...and i can never find them!
but def, my house inhales pacifiers 24/7 and the same with my daughter. she's particular about them! lol

my house eats them like crazy!!!!1 even when I established a designanted binky area for all binkys to be returned they all have disappeared I know we had about 10 and all I can find now is one!!!!

my son only takes to MAM...but didnt like their bottles......

lol
when we move i'm sure we'll find 100
i buy tons of them even though he rarely uses them..i had to do something to get him off his thumb..w/ enough distraction he's not sucking it anymore. yay

...the diaper bag eats them, his crib eats them, my car eats them.... my sister's piece of shit papillon literally eats them... they need to make some with homing devices on them...

On the subject of houses eating things... my socks would go missing as a baby. It drove my mom nuts because I had a bajillion of them and she couldn't figure out where they were going- they were in the wash, put into the dryer, then would vanish!

One day the dryer quite drying and she called in a tech, who couldn't find a problem with the unit, so he snaked the exhaust tube leading out of the house and found hundreds of baby socks blocking it. To this day, she washes all socks in a lingerie bag.

I know it has nothing to do with pacifiers, but it's a story that has always amused me.

No kidding!

We have a little basket, specifically for pacifiers.
& we don't have any in there.
we were down to one left, of his favorites and now it's lost.

We're down to a soothie one, that he only takes sometimes = ( .

Quoting McPreg:“ On the subject of houses eating things... my socks would go missing as a baby. It drove my mom nuts because ... [snip!] ... washes all socks in a lingerie bag. I know it has nothing to do with pacifiers, but it's a story that has always amused me.”

LOL! My son loses socks too.
Except he loses them off his feet.
I can put socks on him, turn around and when I look at him again he's got one sock on.. I don't know how he does it.

Quoting McPreg:“ On the subject of houses eating things... my socks would go missing as a baby. It drove my mom nuts because ... [snip!] ... washes all socks in a lingerie bag. I know it has nothing to do with pacifiers, but it's a story that has always amused me.”

omg thats hilarious

The houes doesn't eat them..... The baby hides them.. I'll try and find one for Matthew, and I'll look EVERYWHERE...... No luck.. Then he'll come walking in with one.

Quoting ilovemyboys!♥:“ The houes doesn't eat them..... The baby hides them.. I'll try and find one for Matthew, and I'll look EVERYWHERE...... No luck.. Then he'll come walking in with one.”

Usually, I can look behind or under evans crib and find thousands.
He usually gets mad when I put him to bed and flings them.
But I guess he found a new hiding place lol.

Quoting Muffy's Mama♥{BOSM:“ Usually, I can look behind or under evans crib and find thousands. He usually gets mad when I put him to bed and flings them. But I guess he found a new hiding place lol.”

Yep.. That's Matthew. We were down to 2 before Joe and I left for Florida.. Joe bought him a back so we ended up going down there with 4 Beth bought him another one that closes when it drops and we came back with 2. lol. And then Matthew found 3 yesterday when he was playing with his cousins.. So we have like 5 now I think. But damn..... We've spent atleast $50 on pacifiers.. but he'll sometimes drop them in a store or something and we wont see it.

Quoting ilovemyboys!♥:“ Yep.. That's Matthew. We were down to 2 before Joe and I left for Florida.. Joe bought him a back so ... [snip!] ... But damn..... We've spent atleast $50 on pacifiers.. but he'll sometimes drop them in a store or something and we wont see it.”

When we go out in public I have one of those pacfier clip things, that clip to his clothes.

My idiot dog eats all of Roo's.