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I have to laugh, someone told me the first joke awhile back and I didn't get it....I seriously had to think about it with this puzzled look on my face until it was explained to me LOL

  I didn't get it when someone first told me either. Actually, my mom told me awhile back and she had to explain it to me so you aren't alone.

LoL My bf has way worse ones than that. He tries to tell me jokes translated from spanish and it just doesn't work. I just look at him after like O_o ... and he's like if you knew spanish, you'd be laughing. I'm like yeah ok.

I had a boyfriend like that once but it was German.   I don't understand why they think that's funny.

Quoting rosie is an obsession.:“ I had a boyfriend like that once but it was German.   I don't understand why they think that's funny.”

Exactly...regardless of the language, the jokes they say are so dumb. haha

  help me i'm blond.

Like an actual bar. Like a jungle gym or a pull up bar. Two guys walked right into it and the third guy, instead of getting hurt, ducked and walked under it.

Quoting rosie is an obsession.:“ Like an actual bar. Like a jungle gym or a pull up bar. Two guys walked right into it and the third guy, instead of getting hurt, ducked and walked under it.”

oh i got that part. i was talking about the two o'clock thing but i guess that wasn't a joke?

Quoting liz!:“ oh i got that part. i was talking about the two o'clock thing but i guess that wasn't a joke?”

I have no idea. I asked him what time he wanted to leave and he said two. So I told him to go get a couple hours of sleep since he was up all night with the baby and he goes, "I was kidding. I don't actually want to leave at two." So I told him that wasn't a funny joke ("A peanut was walking down a dark alley and was uh-salted." <-- funny joke) and he goes, "Whatever, I thought it was funny."

i don't get the two o'clock one. someone please explain.

nvm.

Quoting hill&cam:“ i don't get the two o'clock one. someone please explain.”

The post above yours.

Quoting rosie is an obsession.:“ Like an actual bar. Like a jungle gym or a pull up bar. Two guys walked right into it and the third guy, instead of getting hurt, ducked and walked under it.”

never, ever understood this joke til right now. im so dumb. lol. ive been so confused for so long but too embarrassed to admit that i didnt get it. haha.

Quoting Owen's Mommy  :“ never, ever understood this joke til right now. im so dumb. lol. ive been so confused for so long but too embarrassed to admit that i didnt get it. haha.”

Glad I could help.  

Quoting rosie is an obsession.:“ I have no idea. I asked him what time he wanted to leave and he said two. So I told him to go get a ... [snip!] ... peanut was walking down a dark alley and was uh-salted." <-- funny joke) and he goes, "Whatever, I thought it was funny."”

gotcha. tell him that it's called sarcasm not a joke