re: The time has come to reveal my biggest secret:

Quoting xpubg:“ Nic is like that too.... I wouldn't be able to handle it without Frankie here with me right now.... I look up to you.”

Nic's trying to off you too!?!

Quoting Splooge-For-Brains:“ I'm gonna need you to quit talking about my boyfrennn like that =)) that FLB in training is the cutest little shit ever! and bwahahahahahaha @ Kortny in the viper with him! i love it!”

YOU'RE THE ONE TRAINING HIM, AREN'T YOU MARIEL!?! That's what these "accidental" phone calls are REALLY about! Plotting my demise and setting up future dates! *smh* The evil fastness in you two would almost be appalling if I wasn't so gosh dern proud.

Quoting Lexi♥DWB[EBFB]:“ I love your posts. They always crack me up.  ”

Thank you, Lexi!!

Quoting Homewreckin Injun.:“ Bahahahaha! Good thinking! Instead of "What to Expect the Toddler Years" it could be: "What to Expect When You're Raising an Evil Mastermind Hell-bent on Taking You out of the Equation."”

I'd buy that shit!


Hell I'll help write up the girls portion.

Quoting Homewreckin Injun.:“     In addition to being evil, he's a freak of epic proportions. I gave him the choice of those ... [snip!] ... I'm WAYYYYY too unfit for cookies. Hell no. It's strictly cancer sticks, of the Maverick variety. More bang for my buck.”

Well it's not all that surprising. He is of the evil genius persuasion and all evil geniuses know that keeping fit and eating healthy will help keep them in tip top shape to conquer their endeavors - whether that be a bid to rule to world or simply just keep their motherfigure scurrd n'shytless.  

And about the cookies, you know they make cookies with liquor in them, right Kristy? I totally wouldn't put it past you to scarf some rum cookies looking for a buzz