re: The time has come to reveal my biggest secret:
42484 postsposted 5th Jul
LMFAO!
You have me really thing Lego is an evil spawm...omg...buahahahahah!
Love it!
quoteYou have me really thing Lego is an evil spawm...omg...buahahahahah!
Love it!
I have 1 child & live in Louisiana
4522 postsposted 5th Jul
You are too much Krust!!!
And that little hellian needs to be locked in a cage
quoteAnd that little hellian needs to be locked in a cage
I have 1 child & live in Ada, Oklahoma
28687 postsposted 5th Jul
Oh that Lego Flowerpants. He's a tricksey little spawn. I'm surprised your unfit mothering skills have carried you this far. You are a brave madre with a good looking kiddo. He can't be THAT bad.
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33977 postsposted 5th Jul
I love your picture posts! They are always so much fun compared to the usual "oh look at my baby" posts
He is getting so big! Such a handsome little devil
quoteHe is getting so big! Such a handsome little devil
I have 1 child & live in Texas
posted 5th Jul
Quoting Cait au Lait:“ Oh that Lego Flowerpants. He's a tricksey little spawn. I'm surprised your unfit mothering skills have ... [snip!] ... unfit mothering skills have carried you this far. You are a brave madre with a good looking kiddo. He can't be THAT bad. ”
I have 1 child & live in Louisiana
18197 postsposted 6th Jul
Quoting Goobear:“ Oh dear. Do you have a safe house nearby? how frightening. I'd be TERRIFIED. I mean, just look at that evil face!!”
I tried, Goo! I honestly tried. I ran THREE states away from his evilness to try to escape him and he just FOLLOWED ME! He's a superb tracker. As I type this, he's running through the house trying to sniff me out.
I have 1 child & 4 angel babies & live in Tennessee
posted 6th Jul
Quoting HautéMamaInYoFace:“ You know Lego is a true badass because he's about the only dude I know who can eat Quaker rice cakes ... [snip!] ... and walk away with his manlyness in tact And I woulda guessed that carton of mavericks were a box of cookies ”
In addition to being evil, he's a freak of epic proportions. I gave him the choice of those rice cakes and teddy grahams and he picked the rice cakes! What kid does that? Weird. At least he's still got his manliness though. At least there's that.
And cookies, Krystal? REALLY? Cookies? I'm WAYYYYY too unfit for cookies. Hell no. It's strictly cancer sticks, of the Maverick variety. More bang for my buck.
I have 1 child & 4 angel babies & live in Tennessee
posted 6th Jul
Quoting Bradley's mama:“ You should make a mini-series of books about the terrible 2's and publish it.”
Bahahahaha! Good thinking! Instead of "What to Expect the Toddler Years" it could be: "What to Expect When You're Raising an Evil Mastermind Hell-bent on Taking You out of the Equation."
I have 1 child & 4 angel babies & live in Tennessee
posted 6th Jul
Quoting x0xmandaxl3:“ LMFAO! I love me some evil Lego! Some chips sound delicious.”
Come on over to the dark side, Manda! He'll share with you and Vanessa, I'm sure of it!
I have 1 child & 4 angel babies & live in Tennessee
posted 6th Jul
Quoting Stud Muffin & Cupcake*EOM:“ Oh what an evil little monsterrr ! an adorable one.”
Thanks Bewbies!! <3
I have 1 child & 4 angel babies & live in Tennessee
35211 postsposted 6th Jul
Quoting Homewreckin Injun.:“ I tried, Goo! I honestly tried. I ran THREE states away from his evilness to try to escape him and he ... [snip!] ... him and he just FOLLOWED ME! He's a superb tracker. As I type this, he's running through the house trying to sniff me out.”
I'm so sorry, Kristy. I wish I could help you, but alas, I have my own to contend with.
At least you can take solace in the fact that if you are killed, you got killed by a cutie.
I live in Japan
posted 6th Jul
Quoting God:“ I hope you make it through the night unscathed. How deliciously evil masking evil with cuteness. C.”
I appreciate it, C. It's hard sometimes to remember just how evil the monster truly is when you're gazing into those baby blues and fawning over the devious dimpled smile. That's how he always gets me. Every time.
I have 1 child & 4 angel babies & live in Tennessee
posted 6th Jul
Quoting Alissa (lissapfa):“ you are definitely in my thoughts and prayers, He is toooo damn cute!”
Thanks, Liss!
Pray hard. He's tricky.
I have 1 child & 4 angel babies & live in Tennessee
posted 6th Jul
Quoting ♥CK ♥:“ Omg How have you made it this long. He is adorable mama”
An act of God. Big Guns upstairs has to be looking out for me. That's my only explanation.
& Thanks, Love!
I have 1 child & 4 angel babies & live in Tennessee
posted 6th Jul
Quoting ☆Jenniefahhhh☠:“ My son, my young sweet spirit. Such blasphemous things you say about him!”
Captain, your love for your offspring blinds you to the dangerous situation at hand. I did not realize when I signed up for this baby swap that I'd be the one getting the problem child.
I have 1 child & 4 angel babies & live in Tennessee
