2009 Baby-Gaga Gag Awards (nominations)

Yes, this is a contest*. An actual, serious contest. Well, extremely silly, and probably offensive to some, but serious none-the-less. These categories are too hilarious to lay dormant as they have been lo these many months (most of these were proposed in jest way, way back).

So, behold the 2009 Baby-Gaga Gag Awards, brought to you by God (with acknowledgment to Satan for many of the categories).

This contest is intended in the spirit of good fun, kind of like the funny "most likely to" categories in high school yearbooks. I can't stop anyone from making nominations out of mean spirit, but this is a tongue in cheek contest, and I hope all nominees and winners will accept their respective honors with good humor.

And so, on with the contest.

Most likely to go insane from untreated syphilis
Most likely to have been dropped on their head as a baby
Most likely to run for president and lose horribly
Most likely to kill their husband in a hormonal rage
Most likely to not be able to locate the U.S.A. on a world map
Most likely to confuse pez and birth control pills
Most likely to get pregnant again in order to keep BF number two
Most likely to be mistaken for a Goonies character
Most likely to have new microscopic lifeforms found during a routine pap smear
Most likely to have had an imaginary friend
Most likely to have a nest of cockroaches in the neck of their jacket
Most likely to survive a self imposed shot gun blast to the mouth
Most likely to be committed against their will
Most likely to think she's gay as soon as she's drunk
Most likely to actually be a man in drag creating fake BG profile for sexual pleasure
Most likely to traffic drugs

Please provide a link to the profile for your nominees. Nominate yourself, your friends, and if you really have to, your enemies, heh. Nominate for just one category, some, or all. I will be taking nominations for the next seven days (or, if you need a date, until Sunday July 5th), because there are a lot of categories. At that time the nominations will close, and I will commence with the voting. Voting details will be decided at that time, and posted accordingly (though they will probably be anonymous, by poll, to avoid "butthurtedness").

One final note. If you feel the need to get your own back and try to hijack my contest because I've hijacked yours or offended you in some way (I know, it happens a lot), feel free to, it really won't offend me. And if you want to chat, I don't really care either. I'm mainly doing this because it's amusing, though I hope it amuses others as well. Feel free to leave any feedback, good or bad. Or, to sum up, feel free to do/say whatever the hell you'd like - I certainly do.

*now with 50% more irony!

C.

freaking on it
 

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oh i nom myself for
Most likely to kill their husband in a hormonal rage

http://members.baby-gaga.com/member444796

dude I love you

this is so funny.

Lmfao---You are one crazy GOD  

Most likely to be mistaken for a Goonies character
http://members.baby-gaga.com/member379218

O.o i can fit into a few of those

I love this
I nominate myself for
Most likely to think she is gay as soon as she is drunk!

LMAO! Love the graphic, C!  

Quoting tantriclemons☮ebfb:“ oh i nom myself for Most likely to kill their husband in a hormonal rage ”

I was gonna nom myself for that one too.
I couldnt really come up with anything else though. lol

LMFAO- "Most likely to have new microscopic lifeforms found during a routine pap smear"

that one is great

I would like to nominate this person for most likely to traffic drugs lol

http://members.baby-gaga.com/member11189

Quoting MommaOfAngels:“ I was gonna nom myself for that one too. I couldnt really come up with anything else though. lol”

oh i could fit many

but i was just thinking about this before she posted it


lol