I'm back......

To all the people I adore,

I will be back raising hell as of today...

Please feel free to let me know any vaginal issues or vaginal products you would like reviewed. I require pictures of any discharge/rashes/vaginasbefore I can properly diagnose you.

My crab is alive and well and still starting fires for those who would like an update  

OMFG

I WAS JUST TELLING ELISSA HOW I MISS YOU AND MISS YOUR POSTS TODAY <333333
i tried to make a "my balls are itchy" thread earlier but im not as good as you    


I LOVE YOU

oh btw.. i think i might have broken anus or something! last night i took a massive shit (like it was sooooooo hard) and since then, it has been leaking green cottage cheese luquid stuff


  help please!

Holy Hell...where were you???

I was just wondering about your crazy ass tonight- Ive been goofing off with another Aussie trying to fill the void that your crazy ass left!!!!

be my babiis daddii

*does a dance*

Welcome back!

Quoting Jaidee and Seths Mummy!:“ OMFG I WAS JUST TELLING ELISSA HOW I MISS YOU AND MISS YOUR POSTS TODAY <333333 i tried to make a ... [snip!] ... shit (like it was sooooooo hard) and since then, it has been leaking green cottage cheese luquid stuff   help please!”

if you shove a dead fish up your arse, it should make it smell like anchovies and cream by morning

but you have to be wearing a straw hat and facing north when you do it

Quoting Sadie700:“ I was just wondering about your crazy ass tonight- Ive been goofing off with another Aussie trying to fill the void that your crazy ass left!!!! be my babiis daddii”

<3 rofl
but i dont quite fill it   its waaaaaaaaaay too big of a hole that nicole has given you



  

Quoting Sadie700:“ if you shove a dead fish up your arse, it should make it smell like anchovies and cream by morning but you have to be wearing a straw hat and facing north when you do it”

rofl
is it wrong that im actually craving anchovies and cream? ewwwwwwww but oh so yummy sounding

bahahha im going to go see if i have any dead fish in my fish tank =D a goldfish will do yes?

Quoting Jaidee and Seths Mummy!:“ <3 rofl but i dont quite fill it   its waaaaaaaaaay too big of a hole that nicole has given you   ”

heeee...

she has given me a huge gaping hole...

she likes to use it as a storage space for her old furniture and stuff

Quoting Jaidee and Seths Mummy!:“ rofl is it wrong that im actually craving anchovies and cream? ewwwwwwww but oh so yummy sounding bahahha im going to go see if i have any dead fish in my fish tank =D a goldfish will do yes?”

ooooo- you could get your DHA supplement fill for the day, too... s'pose a goldfish will do... but you can always go out and wrastle up a croc, too- I'm sure they smell like fish...

that'll do

Wow, I opened this and thought there was someone talking to themself....lol.

I now realize that I am lame and you both have the same avi. I am so easily confused.

Quoting Sadie700:“ ooooo- you could get your DHA supplement fill for the day, too... s'pose a goldfish will do... but you can always go out and wrastle up a croc, too- I'm sure they smell like fish... that'll do”

ROFL
im actually at the point where im holding my sides laughing!
you evil bitch.. i mean mummy  


bahah let me just get out my steve irwin suit!! and ill go wrestle one or two =D
bbl this might take awhile!

Yay! I was wondering if you'd ever come back!

Quoting Pope Christian I:“ Wow, I opened this and thought there was someone talking to themself....lol. I now realize that I am lame and you both have the same avi. I am so easily confused.”

LMFAO!!!! bahahhaha
thats hilarious!

we got you foooooled