Acting out...?

So my bf acts out when he wants sex; I always know when he does, Simply because he starts blowing in my ear! I guess that's my cue to get my ass to the bedroom, Anyone else have cue's?? Just wondering.. Kinda bored.   I'd love to hear your stories!

Umm, he sticks his hand down my shirt, or else grabs my underwear, pulls them off, and sticks my feet over my head... lol, yeah, he's not the romantic type... not very subtle either, sadly neither of these "invitations" really occur all that much anyway...

My husband turns in to a whiny bitch. He will get all huffy and puffy and pout until her gets it. It's really annoying....doesn't put me in the mood AT ALL!!!! 

My husbands favorite method is to poke me in the butt with his boner at 3am waking me from a sound sleep.  

"Wanna come lay down with me?" then when I do, it's "Why don't you take off your pants?" This isn't said all sexy or anything, totally nonchalant.  

Or I get the ol' pulling his pants down and him swinging it in a circle......wow....impressive  

Where has the romance gone? He thinks it's foreplay when he pushes play on the DVD player and a porn pops on......geez.....I need MORE!!! 

Quoting Wyatt'sMomma:“ "Wanna come lay down with me?" then when I do, it's "Why don't you take off your pants?" This isn't said all sexy or anything, totally nonchalant.  ”

haha, that's my line

Quoting Jezamortis [ES]:“ Or I get the ol' pulling his pants down and him swinging it in a circle......wow....impressive   ... [snip!] ... gone? He thinks it's foreplay when he pushes play on the DVD player and a porn pops on......geez.....I need MORE!!! ”

Lol awwh; If miner would do that i'd be smacking him and tell him if that's what he wants then do it himself! :p

Quoting Jezamortis [ES]:“ Or I get the ol' pulling his pants down and him swinging it in a circle......wow....impressive   ... [snip!] ... gone? He thinks it's foreplay when he pushes play on the DVD player and a porn pops on......geez.....I need MORE!!! ”

THAT just gets me cracking up... lol, totally not sexual, it's just funny to me... lol, or when he swings it at me and chases me around the house, and then thinks I'm ready to fuck... lol, no now I'm just ready to watch dirty stand up on comedy central... lol!!

Quoting Jezamortis [ES]:“ Or I get the ol' pulling his pants down and him swinging it in a circle......wow....impressive   ... [snip!] ... gone? He thinks it's foreplay when he pushes play on the DVD player and a porn pops on......geez.....I need MORE!!! ”

Does he sing "Helicopter helicopter"?

 

That's how my husband initiates sex too.

Quoting It's "DILATE":“ THAT just gets me cracking up... lol, totally not sexual, it's just funny to me... lol, or when he swings ... [snip!] ... the house, and then thinks I'm ready to fuck... lol, no now I'm just ready to watch dirty stand up on comedy central... lol!!”

Lmfao. Awwh.. So i'm guessing blowing in the ear is a little bit sexy then; I think your man wants to be a cowboy mama! :p

KAYLA! I see your thinking dirty tonight aren't ya? lol

He grabs my ass and says lets hit the sheets lol. Or he flat out says lets have sex   Not the same as when we were dating, at least I was romanced lol

Quoting ☆Jenniefahhhh☆:“ Does he sing "Helicopter helicopter"?   That's how my husband initiates sex too.”

lol

Quoting ☆Jenniefahhhh☆:“ Does he sing "Helicopter helicopter"?   That's how my husband initiates sex too.”

Hahahaaa....


nah, but he looks at me or points to it and says, "eh, yea" with a raised eye brow. Most of the time he will pull his pants down and stand there until I notice....I just don't get him some times......