what were you not told about being prenant?

My friend is pregnant for the first time and i thought it would be funny to make a list of things nobody told you about. What are things you experienced that you weren't ready for? I'll start:
that morning sickness is anytime sickness
or my favorite sometimes you sneeze and can pee your pants lol

Quoting Star77:“ My friend is pregnant for the first time and i thought it would be funny to make a list of things nobody ... [snip!] ... for? I'll start: that morning sickness is anytime sickness or my favorite sometimes you sneeze and can pee your pants lol”

I wasn't told that it hurts when he grows! Shoulda guessed that, but as soon as I started having the round ligament pain I freaked and called the doc!!!

uhm, everythign, lol.

Nah, just mostly how you'll get pains in every inch of your body.
no one told me about the disgustingness of losign your mucous plug, or bloody show. haha.

that you are supposed to be uncomfortable for the WHOLE 40 weeks. 
that was something i wish i knew.

I was gonna say about peeing your pants.

hmmmmm.....

the ability to fall asleep at anytime, anywhere.. The fatigue really hits you man.

I wasn't told that my fingers would get swollen and I couldn't get my rings off my hand 

Quoting riley[loves]livvy.:“ uhm, everythign, lol. Nah, just mostly how you'll get pains in every inch of your body. no one told me about the disgustingness of losign your mucous plug, or bloody show. haha.”

ya my first baby i was like what the hell is that when i lost my plug lol.

Quoting Justina (havin a boy!):“ I wasn't told that it hurts when he grows! Shoulda guessed that, but as soon as I started having the roung ligament pain I freaked and called the doc!!!”

Definitely mention that one! I'm not sure what round ligament pain is, but I'm talking about the mild cramps early on - like 4-8 weeks along. They terrified me until I found out that was normal!

Quoting Star77:“ My friend is pregnant for the first time and i thought it would be funny to make a list of things nobody ... [snip!] ... for? I'll start: that morning sickness is anytime sickness or my favorite sometimes you sneeze and can pee your pants lol”

I wasn't told I wasn't suppose to throw my own shower!!! Lol My stepmom reemed me out cause I told her about it and go to find out she already planned one. Oops.

That after I got "big" I would hate it then after I had the baby how much I would miss it  

No one told me about that lovely pelvic pain you get towards the end of your pregnancy. You know the one when you go to turn over in bed and want to scream? Lol. Fun times!

Quoting Star77:“ ya my first baby i was like what the hell is that when i lost my plug lol. ”

I tried to get my SO to come look at it, haha. i was kind of intrigued. Until I got a REAL big chunk of it. Tehn I was like, okay this is nasty. haha.

The hunger. Noone told me the hunger would be so fierce some days. I woke up today and could've eaten a whole cow, from nose to tail.

I wasn't told that I would have uncontrollable cravings for foods I suddenly wasn't allowed to eat. (sushi, a glass of wine, ect.)

All the body aches, it is harder to get over being sick while pregnant, weight gain sucks ass, and you will look like a blimp (or at least i do...hahahaha)

The leaking boobs and swelling i definitely have to agree with! I knew my feet would swell but my fingers too?! Like little sausages...