re: KICKING & SCREAMING 4

You two dumbasses were TRYING to go to jail. smh. Now and innocent child is dead. It breaks my heart that that baby was the same age as my chunky infant son.

And YOU, stupid bitch, you dont ask someone if they want your child for $10 in gas money. dumb bitch you. You deservedthat nasty ass bunk bed you slept in last night in jail. Tell my mother I said hi while you in there.. And CaseyAnthony too, cause they are in the same dorm.. smfh.

See this is why I dont watch the news  

Fuuuuuck milk, now my throat feels all phlegmy.

Throat...stop hurting before i cut you.

understand?

i hate bedrest  

So I ask for your student ID and you hand it to me...with an empty condom wrapper stuck to the corner.

FUCKING GROSS!!

Way to start off my morning.  

I need to poooooooooooooooooop, but I can feel that its going to hurt. Damn it.

Quoting Cap'n Chit Chat's Momma:“ I need to poooooooooooooooooop, but I can feel that its going to hurt. Damn it.”

Drink coffee.
It works like a stool softener.

Quoting Satan:“ Drink coffee. It works like a stool softener.”

Coffee is what made me need to poo lol. It just felt like it was gonna be that broken glass kinda poo, sorry for the TMI. I went to t he potty though and it came out like nothing so yay! Lol.

Quoting Cap'n Chit Chat's Momma:“ Coffee is what made me need to poo lol. It just felt like it was gonna be that broken glass kinda poo, sorry for the TMI. I went to t he potty though and it came out like nothing so yay! Lol.”

yay!

I have problems pooping  
I never feel like I have to go.
I've gone 3 weeks one time.
I have to take a laxative every week or else I wouldn't ever go.

Quoting Madison's Mommy♥:“ yay! I have problems pooping   I never feel like I have to go. I've gone 3 weeks one time. I have to take a laxative every week or else I wouldn't ever go.”

Omg, that would be awful. I poop everyday between 8-10 like clockwork lol.

I can already tell I overseasoned that chili..  

I poop once every 7-10 days.  

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WTF is with this endless cold?    

Quoting Shauntay*Bust_it_Baby.:“ You two dumbasses were TRYING to go to jail. smh. Now and innocent child is dead. It breaks my heart ... [snip!] ... you in there.. And CaseyAnthony too, cause they are in the same dorm.. smfh. See this is why I dont watch the news  ”

and this is why i'm pro-choice....

i don't like the news either = (

Quoting Cap'n Chit Chat's Momma:“ Omg, that would be awful. I poop everyday between 8-10 like clockwork lol.”

lucky.
My stomach hurts so bad when I take that laxative because it has to break down everything.
It takes me like 8 hours of pain to poop.
Its like childbirth lol.

I really need a baby sitter for tomorrow