preggo jokes...lol im bored

A woman went to the doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was PREGNANT?"
The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard.
"Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?"


A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"


The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period" reported Johnnie.
"Well I can see that" she said. "but what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know" said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."



Lol well I guess that is enough for now

You make me giggle.

lol, cute.

Quoting [[Waiting For Evan]]:“ You make me giggle.”

lmao, well at least I know it made somebody giggle.

love the last one

Quoting Only 7 more weeks!:“ A woman went to the doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about four minutes ... [snip!] ... Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself." Lol well I guess that is enough for now”

 Haha!!!

heeehee

lol those were funny

Quoting Only 7 more weeks!:“ A woman went to the doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about four minutes ... [snip!] ... Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself." Lol well I guess that is enough for now”

ahh that made my night <33

LOL

Quoting Noahs_mommie:“ ahh that made my night <33”

Lol thats good!

Quoting Only 7 more weeks!:“ Lol thats good!”

TI is performing live on Tyra Banks.
& he sounds horrible

Ugh I can't believe how much editing n stuff makes the songs better

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman “in what position was the baby
conceived ?”

“He was on top “, she replied.
“You will have a boy !” the doctor exclaimed.
The second woman was asked the same question.
“I was on top “, was the reply.
“you will have a baby girl. ” said the doctor.
With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears.
“What’s the matter ?” asked the doc.
“Am I going to have puppies ?”…..


A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions.
She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."
"Like this?"
"A little more..."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more..."
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"

Quoting Damaged™:“ There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first ... [snip!] ... "Like this?" "No. A little more..." "Like this?" "Yes. Does that hurt?" "A little bit." "Now stretch it over your head!"”

ha ha I like the last one!

Quoting [[Waiting For Evan]]:“ TI is performing live on Tyra Banks. & he sounds horrible Ugh I can't believe how much editing n stuff makes the songs better”

Yeah I went to aconcert that Staind was playing at and they SUCKED. I mean Staind isnt the best anyways, but I didnt think that they would be THAT bad...but dang.