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Kids and condoms

posted 11th Oct
Kids & Condoms

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see.", replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and ask, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men", the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday."
"wow!" exclaimed the boy;" Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men, One for January, one for February, one for March..."

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see.", replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and ask, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men", the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday."
"!" exclaimed the boy;" Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men, One for January, one for February, one for March..."
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I have 1 child & live in Perth, Australia
posted 11th Oct
I know where you got this from hahaha


I loveeeeeee it lol.
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I have 1 child & live in Ballan, Australia
posted 11th Oct
hehehehehe
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I have 1 child & 1 angel baby & live in Savannah, Georgia
posted 11th Oct
LMAO!

sad thing is i know a married couple who are EXACTLY like that!!
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I have 1 child & live in Port Augusta, Australia
posted 11th Oct
Quoting Miss Sophias Milk Shake.:“ I know where you got this from hahaha I loveeeeeee it lol.”


shoosh you lol
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I have 1 child & live in Perth, Australia
posted 11th Oct
i am liek teh marriad couple...sad thing is, im not even marriad
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I have 1 child & live in Perth, Australia
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