I need

A pick me up.  Today has been a shitty day.  So while I was at the docs office day I read in the Parents (I think thats what it was) magazine about what kids said the first time they saw their parents naked, and Im in the corner snickering to myself trying not to bust up because some of the ones they posted in there was hilarious.  So does anyone have any funny sayings their kids said the first time they saw you or hubby naked??

I think one of the kids said is that daddy's tail??  
I cant think of anything my kids have said.... well at this moment.

lol ... Last night we were leaving the grocery store and my three year old son was exercisng his big boy strength in an attempt to open the car door and since he couldnt do it he went to the other side of the car and tried .... He just couldnt pull the door open and in frustration he goes .... " Fuck Sakes" and gives up ... I looked at his dad and said " Did you hear what he just said ?:"" :O I mind my p's and q's now lol

Its about me...when I was little my mom and her friends would call her a bitch and I went right up to her and yelled BITCH stompet my feet and then took off running so she couldnt spank me hehehehhehehe

I don't know which is which, but between my sister and I, one of us asked what that gross thing was, and the other asked why daddy was peeing out of his finger, about our dad.

Colin sees us naked but he's too young to say anything about it yet, heh.

C.

I used to take baths with my son when he was younger, it was just easier...
The last time i did was when he pointed to my boobies and was like "balls!"....

and for some strange reason he calls his nipples his "teh-puts"... and we have no idea where he got that from!!! haha.

Quoting God:“ I don't know which is which, but between my sister and I, one of us asked what that gross thing was, ... [snip!] ... was peeing out of his finger, about our dad. Colin sees us naked but he's too young to say anything about it yet, heh. C.”

wow, thats a first!  lmao!

Quoting *Laken*:“ A pick me up.  Today has been a shitty day.  So while I was at the docs office day I read in the Parents ... [snip!] ... I think one of the kids said is that daddy's tail??   I cant think of anything my kids have said.... well at this moment.”

a few months ago I had my nephew, who is three,  for the night and I was bathing him and he asked me if I had a 'hose' like daddy or a 'fuzzy' like mommy. I thought maybe my sister in law had taught him that instead of saying penis and vagina, she said he hadn't asked yet, so she hadn't explained anything... I just thought it was cute he came up with it on his own. 

Quoting mommyluvbug:“ lol ... Last night we were leaving the grocery store and my three year old son was exercisng his big ... [snip!] ... Sakes" and gives up ... I looked at his dad and said " Did you hear what he just said ?:"" :O I mind my p's and q's now lol”

My sister in law, who is 6, could not say juice.  So for the longest time she would run around saying "daddy, douche bag!"  My daughter says sex instead of snacks, and of course the normal one my brother used to say fire f*ck!

If Trinity sees anyone guys or say me or my mom changing she'll point to your "boobies" and tell you to cover them up. hehe.

Quoting NessaLynn:“ a few months ago I had my nephew, who is three,  for the night and I was bathing him and he asked me ... [snip!] ... she said he hadn't asked yet, so she hadn't explained anything... I just thought it was cute he came up with it on his own. ”

lol!  thats funny.  my daughter calls her vagina a coochie.  When ever we ask her if she needs to pee, she blurts out "I dont have pee in my coochie", even if we are in the store..... 

When my nephew was 3, my boyfriend at the time bought him this plastic gold money sign with rhinestones on a necklace. My nephew put it on and apparently, while I wasn't in the car my boyfriend taught him something I'm not so sure was a good idea. I got back in the car and my nephew goes, "Bitch, where's my money!"

Quoting *Laken*:“ lol!  thats funny.  my daughter calls her vagina a coochie.  When ever we ask her if she needs to pee, she blurts out "I dont have pee in my coochie", even if we are in the store..... ”

awh! that reminds me of another thing my nephew used to say... when he first began potty training, he'd tell us he was 'bloken' meaning broken when he wet himself...

Quoting NessaLynn:“ awh! that reminds me of another thing my nephew used to say... when he first began potty training, he'd tell us he was 'bloken' meaning broken when he wet himself...”

lol speaking of the word broken Jacob Couldnt say broken and when we cut his food he would get upset. He would say " its BOOPEN" lol

Quoting *melodie*:“ When my nephew was 3, my boyfriend at the time bought him this plastic gold money sign with rhinestones ... [snip!] ... taught him something I'm not so sure was a good idea. I got back in the car and my nephew goes, "Bitch, where's my money!"”

Its funny, but not so funny at the same time!  Its like you dont know how to react, so you kinda smirk at it then your like "thats a no no! dont say that word!"  My fiance wants to buy our unborn son a onsie that says F the gerber baby.  I keep telling him no, its not funny, but he thinks it is the funniest shirt ever.  I dont even know where he found it.

Quoting NessaLynn:“ awh! that reminds me of another thing my nephew used to say... when he first began potty training, he'd tell us he was 'bloken' meaning broken when he wet himself...”

lol cute!