*GIGGLY* =]

Im in a giggly mood tonight so anybody got any funny/corney jokes to tell? I'll start off "Yo momma's so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang." =]

your mama's so fat her pants size is "dayumm bitch lose some weight!"

Hahahah.

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter  

Quoting My Bumparoo:“ your mama's so fat her pants size is "dayumm bitch lose some weight!"”

BWAHAHA

My FAV youtube video .

Quoting My Bumparoo:“ your mama's so fat her pants size is "dayumm bitch lose some weight!"”

LMAO.. awesome... I'm texting my mom that RIGHT NOW! bwhahaha

Your momma so fat when she stood on the scale the scale read "oh god have mersy only one person at a time"

A firstgrade class was assigned a spelling lesson, the bonus word was 'calculator'.

They were to go home, use the bonus word in a sentence and come back the next day to share.

The teacher asked Suzie, "What's your sentence?"

Julie said, "My dad uses a calculator to do his taxes."

"Very good." said the teacher..

She asked Jake, "And you, Jake?"

Jakesaid, "I use my calculator to do my math homework."

The teacher said, "very good, Jake. And you, Juan?"

Juan said, "I ate beans for dinner.."

The teacher sid, "That's great, Juan. But you didn't use the bonus word."

Juan said, "Oh, and then I caca-later."

Quoting BrittanyBaby:“ Your momma so fat when she stood on the scale the scale read "oh god have mersy only one person at a time"”

LOL!

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'Poor hulahoop don't know who she fuckin with' OMG LMAO!!

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i couldn't finish watching...

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what the hell is wrong with that girl?! lol.

Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said "To be continued..."

Hahaha

Annnd, a joke.

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porsche, it's a Ferrari."

What happens when a Mexican has a car crash?

Dozens Die..

Why can't Mexicans work as Nasa?

Because when they say Three, Two, One, Launch! They all leave to go to Lunch..

why does Kermit make Miss Piggy douche with sugar and lemons?




he likes to eat sweet and sour pork!!