re: JULY 2008 MOMMYS DISCUSSION FORUM!!

okay, i had to share something funny ladies  

my sister was in a helpful mood and offered to change rylen's diaper for me, so i let her. after a couple of minutes i hear her yell "BRITNEYYYYYYYYYY, HELPPPPPPPP!" lol i ran into his room and started laughing SO hard. as she was wiping his butt, he decided to poop shoot all over her   then as she was freaking out, he peed and it went all over her arm. i told her that my son was just full of surprises for his auntie. she swore she'd never change his diaper again, but was laughing about it. needless to say, he got a bath!

the only thing that sucked is i had a whole lot of shit (hehe  ) to clean up!

Quoting *Jayme*:“ Yea, he is still a little young for it.. obviously.. its for like 6 month olds. But he gets excited ... [snip!] ... him with it for about 15 minutes. But its fun because I feel like I am teaching him colors and to count to three... lol   ”

aww he is soo darn cute!! I love how you talk to him and describe stuff ! I do the same thing all the time ..people in the grocery store and on the street probably think that I'm totally nuts b/c I'll be having this running commentary w/ Saya ..like "hmm what kind of juice should mama get? Grape juice ? that's purple ! " etc ..
I also sing her little songs I made up for her ..it calms her so well that i don't care what people think  

Quoting je t'aime♥ PRObama:“ okay, i had to share something funny ladies   my sister was in a helpful mood and offered to change ... [snip!] ... about it. needless to say, he got a bath! the only thing that sucked is i had a whole lot of shit (hehe  ) to clean up!”

lmao!!
Saya did something like that the other night . her great auntie was helping me change her when all of the sudden she launched pee right at her , and got it all over her pants ,..like she aimed it ..I had no idea b4 I had her that little girls could squirt like a boy sometimes!

OMG I have missed way too many pages, lol, i'm trying to read but I don't think I'll ever catch up!

My baby doesn't do any of those things either! She hardly holds her head up during tummy time. She tries, but doesn't get very far and then she just gives up.

YAY! For it being minor  

& Britney that is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao, I had to tell Luis as soon as I read it

Quoting je t'aime♥ PRObama:“ okay, i had to share something funny ladies   my sister was in a helpful mood and offered to change ... [snip!] ... about it. needless to say, he got a bath! the only thing that sucked is i had a whole lot of shit (hehe  ) to clean up!”

My son did that to me .. many many times. He use to poop and I would change him right away. Now I let him sit for like 5 minutes.. cause if I dont.. it will end up all over me.. him.. the changing table.. and the wall!!! Too funny!!

Quoting Punkerella-nips of steel!:“ aww he is soo darn cute!! I love how you talk to him and describe stuff ! I do the same thing all the ... [snip!] ... purple ! " etc .. I also sing her little songs I made up for her ..it calms her so well that i don't care what people think  ”

hahaha... Yesterday we went to Best Buy.. they had Disney movies on Sale 3 for $40.. making them like $13 a piece.. we thought that was a good deal, so I took Joshua.

I picked out all the ones we dont have and was holding them up to see Joshua's reaction. As I did so.. I was saying "how about this one? It's Toy Story. It's got a cowboy in it and you like cowboys huh? Your Uncle Ryan is a cowboy."

I did not realize that there was a kid in the aisle too and he walked up to me and said... "You know that babies don't talk, right?"

It was too funny because the kid was so dead serious and innocent looking.

Quoting Holly (Madilyn's Mommy):“ OMG I have missed way too many pages, lol, i'm trying to read but I don't think I'll ever catch up! ... [snip!] ... YAY! For it being minor   & Britney that is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao, I had to tell Luis as soon as I read it”

I am glad Joshua is not the only one. I mean... I think hes smart.. and both my husband and I were really smart in school.

But some kids just do things later.

My brother was a LAZY baby. I mean he was well over a year before he even attempted to walked. But my brother is really smart. He is going for his second college degree right now. So.. Im not complaining at all... our babies will catch up!

Quoting soflanikki:“ lol I worry over every little thing with Seth too-its our job! lol He was gaining like a pound a week, ... [snip!] ... 3-4 weeks of twice weekly treatment is going to be needed to correct it with regular re-checks afterwards. I'm sooo relieved!!”

Nikki - I wanted to ask you. Do they make you wait 20 mintues after to give the Zantac to feed Seth? The Pharmasist told me to.. but she has obviously never had a hungry screaming baby... its hard to wait 20 mintues.

Quoting *Jayme*:“ Nikki - I wanted to ask you. Do they make you wait 20 mintues after to give the Zantac to feed Seth? ... [snip!] ... feed Seth? The Pharmasist told me to.. but she has obviously never had a hungry screaming baby... its hard to wait 20 mintues.”

no, they never told me that. In fact I mix it in his first and last bottles because he HATES the tasteof it!

Quoting *Jayme*:“ hahaha... Yesterday we went to Best Buy.. they had Disney movies on Sale 3 for $40.. making them like ... [snip!] ... said... "You know that babies don't talk, right?" It was too funny because the kid was so dead serious and innocent looking.”

If you go to the disney website... (AH I can't remember the name right now if you really want to know PM me!)
Either way if you join the club you can get 4 disney movies for 1 dollar! And buy one get one half off after that. I got 6 movies for 26 dollars!! (Hercules, Mulan, Pocahontas, and both National Treasures! Ah, I can't see the other one!)
The only thing is you are promising to buy 4 more movies in the course of a year... but that's so easy!!!

Quoting Holly (Madilyn's Mommy):“ If you go to the disney website... (AH I can't remember the name right now if you really want to know ... [snip!] ... see the other one!) The only thing is you are promising to buy 4 more movies in the course of a year... but that's so easy!!!”

We get coupons for that all the time.. but im skeptical.... how is working for you? Have you bought any of your 4 movies yet.

I keep thinking there is some catch.

Quoting soflanikki:“ no, they never told me that. In fact I mix it in his first and last bottles because he HATES the tasteof it!”

Thanks! Then I am going to do that because by the time the 20 minutes pass he gulps down the bottle so fast that he spits up anyways.

I thought it was stupid to wait 20 mins.

Quoting *Jayme*:“ We get coupons for that all the time.. but im skeptical.... how is working for you? Have you bought any of your 4 movies yet. I keep thinking there is some catch.”

i've bought one! waiting to buy sleeping beauty! so far nothing weird! i can refer you! we'd each get a free movie i think....
i just need you e-mail address?

Quoting *Jayme*:“ Thanks! Then I am going to do that because by the time the 20 minutes pass he gulps down the bottle so fast that he spits up anyways. I thought it was stupid to wait 20 mins.”

Just see how t goes! My son never really spits up, eeven before the zantac though, so there never would have been reason for us to have to wait.

Quoting *Jayme*:“ My son did that to me .. many many times. He use to poop and I would change him right away. Now I let ... [snip!] ... sit for like 5 minutes.. cause if I dont.. it will end up all over me.. him.. the changing table.. and the wall!!! Too funny!!”

HAHA! that's hilarious, he's only done it to me once! and it actually didn't end up all over me. just all over my bed, lol. although, he has angled himself funny and shot poop out of his diaper onto my jeans a couple of times!

before i had my son, if any other baby shot poop on me i probably would have been so grossed out...but it's funny how when you're a mom you just laugh! instead of thinking it's gross, it's a wonderful story to tell on babygaga ;)