Soo embarrassed

So I don't know if i've ever mentioned it to anyone, but Mark and I live in Mark's mom's house because she practically lives at her boyfriends house and doesn't want to give up her place just in case something happens between the two of them..
So we pretty much just have our own house, yes we pay bills, do the cleaning the cooking all of it, we live alone...

except she comes home on like tuesdays and saturdays..


why is this in sex and relationships you ask....


lol
well today i had my vibrator in the tub with me and yah know... doing my thing... and when i got out i realized i had been in there longer than expected and i needed to hurry and get ready and run to the store and get some grocerys for dinner...

well i run out do my shopping and when i turn the corner i start to thing "did i put mr. blue away" (it's blue btw and thats just what we call it haha)...and i look at the house and the garage is open and im like "oh marks home early" and as i get closer i see its marks MOM!!!!!!... and i run in and throw my groecerys on the counter and run to the bathroom

and low and behold...

there in the tub... is mr blue.

and grab it and put it away... just in time for MIL to walk up behind me and just start giggeling!!! OMG!!! ive never been so embarrassed in my flippin life...
she didnt say a word ... and thats what made it akward... but godddddddd
lol


has anything like this ever happened to anyone?

YEA I've had that happen..left b.o.b. and my toy cleaning spray out on the counter of the bathroom.

ugh. Embarrassing.

lol thats funny!! I had one it was purple Id call it mr purple but it got thrown into the trash when I moved back to my moms... Didn't want her to run into it lol nor do I really have privacy anyways

Wow. LOL. Never had anything like that happen,. THANK GOD!! But, I just have to laugh, sorry. I am sure you will be more careful with Mr. Blue in the future. LOL

Haven't had that happen but that is too funny!!! My friend once smelt something she thought was burning and low and behold something was on in the closet just going to town..we were cracking up imagine the news ..Lady leaves vibrator on and it starts fire!!

hahaha ooo i needed a laugh that is too funny ... my byfriend and i experienced his mom coming over for a suprise visit and we wereu know :> on the couch in the living room and i looked up and she was standing right there OMG i was sooo emberassed lol and we both had to run upstairs completly naked , but she started laughing and we still giggle about it ... thank god we get along well haha

Lol. Back when I was just old enough to know what a vibrator was I found one in my parent's bedroom. I'm not sure if it was more embarrasing for me or my dad and step mom.

Also, I've had downstairs neighbors come up and ask me if I can ask my parents can quiet down because they were keeping them awake.

And the most embarassing one was when I was dating a guy and we were doin the dirty deed and his mother walked in. We were young so he still lived at home. She was not a happy woman. She barely let me put my clothes back on before kicking me out of her house. And I was never allowed to go back.

The embarassing times are the times that will make you laugh til you're old and grey.  

Back when I was dating, before I met my hubby, I was havin great sex with a guy I was seeing in his apartment.

The upstairs neighbors wrote a note and taped it to his door about how loud we(I) were(was) and to quiet down and how jealous they were ect.

Apparently he has the letter framed...  I'm sure his current gf doesn't appreciate that..aha...ahh.

i just felt soooo fucking dumb!!! i didnt expect her to be coming over on a thursday! lol god i can only imagine what holidays are going to be like... yes we're that type of family who has no shame to point something funny out  
lol


oohh dear lord.. thats too funny.. haha

You are going to LOVE this one...

When my dog was a puppy, she was always after my underwear cause, well, you know. Anyhow we moved into a new apartment, and the landlord stopped over to see how we were settling in. We standing outside and I had left the patio door open, and what does Foxxy come trotting outside with?? My pink vibrator pleasantly shaped like a 7" penis!! Now keep in mind the guy is 60+ years old, and I wasn't sure who was more red. I didn't know what to do cause I knew if I tried to get it from her she would run for me to chase her and I didn't need the whole neighborhood seeing what the new girl in apartment 6 did for recreation!! But he just kinda walked away and she ended up dropping it to go play with something else but.. OMG!

LMAO!
I've never had a personal experience but I've been told stories.

One day I was watching my almost four year old cousin, and he comes out of his mom's room and says "Look, feel this!" He has found his mom's vibrator and managed to turn it on! He was so amused by it, lol. I freaked out and had to put it away, so nasty.

Also another woman I know had one that had removable "skin". She told me she couldn't find the skin part to it, and assumed she had just lost it. I guess when she was moving out of her house her daughter picked it up and was like "Daddy, what is this?" HA!
So gross, but I couldn't stop laughing. I guess the dad was really freaked out, and embaressed. 

Quoting BabyMakin:“ Back when I was dating, before I met my hubby, I was havin great sex with a guy I was seeing in his apartment. ... [snip!] ... they were ect. Apparently he has the letter framed...  I'm sure his current gf doesn't appreciate that..aha...ahh.”

hahaha... thats too great! i hate having sex in an apartment... when we go baby sit his sisters dogs down in ventura.. they live in an apartment. and im a rather loud person in bed... mark always tells me "we could never live in an aparment because of your loud mouth" hahaa

Quoting CherryGarcia:“ hahaha... thats too great! i hate having sex in an apartment... when we go baby sit his sisters dogs ... [snip!] ... im a rather loud person in bed... mark always tells me "we could never live in an aparment because of your loud mouth" hahaa”

Yeah, that is my problem! haha. I am sure the neighbors hate us

Yeah, my little innocent sister-she was probably 17 at the time went into my room to use the bathroom, mr pinky was on the night stand. She obnoxiously came out asking "Hey, whats this?" in front of mom and BF. Yeah totally mortified. I wanted to kick her in the vag.
Than when I moved intomy next apt I had set stuff out on the porch before sorting through it, didn't expect for neighbor dogs to rip apart the bags that I has thrown my crap in. But my favorite 'blue friend' was never found again. I guess that fricken dog found a new chew toy.
To this day, cannot find another like it. He will forever be missed.  

Quoting kc_jones78:“ Yeah, my little innocent sister-she was probably 17 at the time went into my room to use the bathroom, ... [snip!] ... I guess that fricken dog found a new chew toy. To this day, cannot find another like it. He will forever be missed.  ”

mine is blue.. its called like the wave or something its not shapped like a penins or anything... its like.... just ...shaped in like ripples or something

haha idk