What do you call his "package"?

So... I think stuff like this is great and even though I am getting ready for bed, I want something fun to wake up to tomorrow... What do you call your SO's "package" and is there a funny story behind it? You know you wanna share.

No name for it, but for some reason it's always just been a weiner.

lol *watching*

Schweiner.

we call his "E", my boyfriend's name is Edward so we just call it by the first letter of his name..I don't know why though lol

i call alll "packages" weinies..

i say different things all the time ....

ding a ling... lol

Quoting *Jarhead Wifey*:“ So... I think stuff like this is great and even though I am getting ready for bed, I want something fun ... [snip!] ... to wake up to tomorrow... What do you call your SO's "package" and is there a funny story behind it? You know you wanna share.”

I call it "population stick", the story behind it is, well how it sounds it makes baby's..lol  

cervix pounder.

 

Not really funny...but we would refer to my ex's "package" as Charlie...that way we could freely talk about it in front of people and they had no idea! lol

Then, when we were trying to come up with baby names...he tried to get me to name our son Charlie...I said "ummmm NO, I'm not naming my son after your penis!!"
Lately the name has grown on me though...but still, I think it'd just be weird! lol

Thumper...lol because when he wants to get laid he will make it bounce  

HAHAHA he'd kill me if he knew I ever said this, but he used to call all "packages" "chiggys" when he was little, and it just kinda stuck. Not like while having sex or like anything, but joking around. He gets so embarrassed, it's funny.  

WeeWee. no specific reason just makes me laugh when i say it!

Squidgy.

I have a funny penis name joke, you want to hear it??