The funny things kids say

So my 7 year old just spilled Lemonade on the floor. Getting aggrivated I looked at her and asked " Why do you always have to spill my lemonade everytime I make it?" She looked at me and said she didn't. So I was like " nope it had nothing better to do ,so it jumped out of the fridge and poured it's self out on my table and floor."So she looks at me and says" well the chocolate milk was mad at it."
Needless to say I started laughing . Kids say the silliest things.

when my son was 2 we were swimmin in the pool but he wanted to sit out so i splashed him and he goes " Dont do that mommy that has chemicals in it" how did he know that lol

HAHAHA That is too cute. Where do they come up with these things?

lol that is so cute. we told my two year old cousin to "teach" my 7 month old how to crawl (just to keep them entertained lol) well my son was up on his hands and knees rocking back and forth, my cousin walked over pushed him down to laying flat and goes "it better for no crawling.... get held longer" and walked off! (my cousin has a ridiculously huge vocab and can talk in paragraphs lol)

LOL. sounds like something my daughter would say.

My 4 y/o constantly says to strangers, " My momma is fat!! She is FAT because she is pregnant!" not that they can tell and she will continue on "She is going to really really FAT before she poops out the baby."

LOL Kids are cute at that age   My daughter was with me in the van the other day and says from her carseat "My van" I asked her if it was her van and she said "Yeah. My van, Buh-uh van" (Thats how she says Becca) so I asked her, "If its your van are you going to pay the insurance?" Her reply, "Nope, Mommys van" LMAO

Aww that was sooo cute lol. My kids say those things too!! My 6yr old tells everyone that she put a bug in my bellybutton (idk lol) and that it grew her baby brother lol.

my niece is almost 3 and lives with me and my parents. So she is constantly hearing about baby Riley and that his home isnt at the house but in my tummy. well the other day I was eatting lunch outside with my dad and my niece she pokes at my dads stomach(hes only wearing his bathing suit no shirt) and says move baby, get out of your home.
I guess she put big round tummy's as all having babies. none the less my dad has been working out every morning since then,

Quoting ArmyFam3-19 weeks:“ LOL. sounds like something my daughter would say. My 4 y/o constantly says to strangers, " My momma ... [snip!] ... pregnant!" not that they can tell and she will continue on "She is going to really really FAT before she poops out the baby."”

I was about 4 running around telling everyone at church that I was gonna have a new baby brother or sister cuz momma's tummy was big lol. She was just big. It was embarrasing for her to have to explain things when they all congratulated her  

Quoting Rockin Mommy:“ when my son was 2 we were swimmin in the pool but he wanted to sit out so i splashed him and he goes " Dont do that mommy that has chemicals in it" how did he know that lol”

aww I just read your story. that is so sad.
Your boys are really cute.

Quoting luv my 4 chix:“ aww I just read your story. that is so sad. Your boys are really cute.”

Oh, and my little brother got convinced by watching Pinnochio too many times that my grandfather was going to turn into a donkey for smoking... and told him so! rofl... they are too funny.

Quoting ~*Vicky Lynn*~:“ LOL Kids are cute at that age   My daughter was with me in the van the other day and says from her carseat ... [snip!] ... how she says Becca) so I asked her, "If its your van are you going to pay the insurance?" Her reply, "Nope, Mommys van" LMAO”

my 2 year old walked out and patted the side of her daddy's truck the other day and said "mines truck". he said i thought it was daddy's truck. she said no daddy it's mine truck.

Quoting luv my 4 chix:“ my 2 year old walked out and patted the side of her daddy's truck the other day and said "mines truck". he said i thought it was daddy's truck. she said no daddy it's mine truck.”

LOL

I think between the ages 2 and 5 kids are hilarious. l

I have a 2 year old and a 3 month old.

When she first came home and was crying her lungs out because she didn't like to take a bath, Kaden said MOM!TURN IT OFF!1!