Funny Hubby Sleepytime

My husband, while a noisy sleeper, has never been a vocal sleeper.. The man snores like a buzzsaw but I've never heard him talk in his sleep until the other night.. He was tossing and turning (as is usual for the both of us) - I had just laid down in bed so I was still wide awake when he rolled and said, "One of these days, I'm going to lose my virginity to you..". O_o..

Lol, I tried asking him "Come again?" but he was already hard @ work snoring a second later..

The next day he told me he had a dream that we were both in highschool together (We met when I was a sophmore but he was already in the Army, and I lost my virginity to him but he unfortch lost his to his skeezy ass gf that he had when he was in HS and he's regretted it his whole adult life). I thought it was funny and sweet, and different to boot!

I'm worried though that he'll graduate to sleepwalking!   Haha.. Any similar stories?

one timeaccording to my hubby i said " captains' log is flushed down the toilet."And one time my mom told me the cat was doing our taxes this year... lol

Yeah my DH works for a prison and he has gotten mad at me cause he was looking for someone and im like i dunno what you are talking about he was like fine i will find him myself. LOL i laughed so hard i mean you could hear him stomping off in his dream it was too funny.

My husband sleeptalks all the time! It's always in Spanish so, I have to translate while half asleep!

Here are a few instances:

A few nights ago "Nooooo! That's how they get dirty!"
Another night..."That's not how they stick! That's not right! They won't stay like that."
And a few weeks ago..."And he dumped them and everything went BOOOOOOOOOOM!" (He drives a dump truck at work)

I absolutely love it when he sleep talks!

I was a cheerleader back in highschool, and before a meet or a competition, I would be doing cheers in my sleep. I will also sing in my sleep. LOL

that is really really sweet and funny

hahaha thats so cute!! lol
my husband has said things in his sleep but i cant remember lol

My husband rarely sleep talks, but apparently I do all the time...I worked as a foreclosure auctioneer for homes that were lost and the bank needed to auction them off to the public. I had this whole long speach that you go through to start the bidding and DH said that I went through the entire speach in my sleep. Lol..I HATE dreaming about work!

Oh dear. After my hubby came home from war, he'd be doing radio checks in his sleep. Yes sir no sir 10-40 all that jazz...

If he's nervous about something coming up the next day or stressed out, he'll mumble or say something and I just tell him to shush its all okay i love you..and he usually curls up an falls back into a deeper sleep.

This morning, he was making me laugh so hard. He loves taco bell, and we've been trying to eat better and save money, so we haven't ate fast food.

In his sleep "taco bell...it's taco bell..yup...mmm tacobell.. the FBI knows taco bell..." an then rolled over.
I was giggling so hard and I couldn't help it...it was hilarious.   He had NO CLUE either when he woke up.