I feel like a toilet....

Arghhh!!
Yesterday we went to this Fair thing they are having down town. It's a million degrees out, so when we got back and my son was sleeping I didn't have the heart to wake him up to change him. Well, he woke up and was crawling around while I got a diaper and wipes and he went to the front door (he likes to make out with his reflection in the window) and I hear this grunt, look over and he is covered in crap! Like from butt down to floor, poop everywhere, which he is now touching, EWWW!Okay, so that one was my fault, I should have changed him even though he wanted to sleep because we had been gone for a while and I knew he needed it. It was so yucky I just took him to the bath, and in the process got it on me, double EWWWW!!!

Now keep in mind, he's only ever had 2 diapers leak in the last 11 months before this incident yesterday, so I am not used to leaks!! So this morning, he gets up, and usually he has a bottle before I change him. So he's sitting on my lap, drinking his bottle when pee starts running down my leg!! So, I've been peed and pood on, and I'm feeling like a toilet. A hot, sticky toilet at that! Good God it's hot here...... I need a shower......

Quoting Mommy of a giggler!:“ Arghhh!! Yesterday we went to this Fair thing they are having down town. It's a million degrees out, ... [snip!] ... and pood on, and I'm feeling like a toilet. A hot, sticky toilet at that! Good God it's hot here...... I need a shower......”

i bet a shower would be amazing for you right now....

the joys i am looking forward too!

Awwww, welcome to motherhood..

Quoting Mommy of a giggler!:“ Arghhh!! Yesterday we went to this Fair thing they are having down town. It's a million degrees out, ... [snip!] ... and pood on, and I'm feeling like a toilet. A hot, sticky toilet at that! Good God it's hot here...... I need a shower......”

Haha ... As much as thatas "EWWW" that is also very cute ... My little ones 9 days old today & I've been squirted three times since his been born, lol, he always waits to just as I take off his nappy to swap it, so theres no chance of me quickly pulling the nappy back over him, lol ...  

The puke I can handle, poo is a whole different story!

It's so hot right now, I think I'd settle for the garden hose - and it's only 8:30!!

I've been changing Nika at night ever since her feedings when she was a newborn, she's used to it now so I can change her up to 3 times and she won't even wake up and if she does she'll roll to her side and pass out after I'm done.

But messy butt explosions are never fun, thankfully we've had a minimum amount of those so far and I'm hoping our luck will be extened until potty training starts coming through everytime. So far she'll pee if I sit her down on a potty but she can't comprehend that she can poo on it too, and she doesn't 'ask' to go yet. She does say uh-uh-uh everytime she needs a diaper change but I just can't get her to say that before she goes lol oh well.

Quoting X-Mummy-2-Be-X:“ Haha ... As much as thatas "EWWW" that is also very cute ... My little ones 9 days old today & I've ... [snip!] ... to just as I take off his nappy to swap it, so theres no chance of me quickly pulling the nappy back over him, lol ...  ”

I was only squirted on once. Hubby got peed on all the time (and poo'd on when he was changing diapers). The only time I got squirted was when we tried to double team him once, I was holding the bottle, daddy was changing the diaper. Yeah..... bad idea! Apparantly what goes in, comes out - IMMEDIATLY! Lol! Funny now, but when I was getting sprayed in the face, not so much  

Quoting Mommy of a giggler!:“ I was only squirted on once. Hubby got peed on all the time (and poo'd on when he was changing diapers). ... [snip!] ... Apparantly what goes in, comes out - IMMEDIATLY! Lol! Funny now, but when I was getting sprayed in the face, not so much  ”

Lol! The joys of having a boy!