re: funny/shocking/frustrating pregnancy stories

My 6 year old daughter goes to my dr appointments with me and this last time she said "MOM can i help the dr take my baby sister out of your tummy? Oh but i will have to put on rubber gloves so i dont get blood all over me" it was so funny she was so dead serious about it she is so stinking cute!

Quoting {{MRS CASTR0}}:“ THIS IS ALIL WIERD BUT PROBABLY NATURAL.. I HOPE ...LOL... BUT ALMOST EVERYTIME I SNEEZE... I KINDA PEE...LOL.... ... [snip!] ... I SNEEZE... I KINDA PEE...LOL.... I HATE IT. BUT NOW WHEN I DO SNEEZE MY LIL SISTA TELLS ME " EWWWWW.... U PEED RIGHT NOW HUH?"”

hahaha
yep happens to me everytime i sneeze..gross yes but totally natural..and every time i sneeze my husband cringes lmao!!

Quoting {{MRS CASTR0}}:“ THIS IS ALIL WIERD BUT PROBABLY NATURAL.. I HOPE ...LOL... BUT ALMOST EVERYTIME I SNEEZE... I KINDA PEE...LOL.... ... [snip!] ... I SNEEZE... I KINDA PEE...LOL.... I HATE IT. BUT NOW WHEN I DO SNEEZE MY LIL SISTA TELLS ME " EWWWWW.... U PEED RIGHT NOW HUH?"”

Omg I just started doing that too!!! I hate it!! Luckily it only happens when I'm at home! Idk what I'd do if it happened while I was at work!!! lol

I don't really remember much about my first pregnancy. Don't know why.. heh.
But I just found out I was pregnant again. I had to stop taking birth control because I have been having neurological problems with taking them so doc made me stop. We had been using spermicides for two months but someone wanted through. Anyways the day I found out, I was buying some baby food for my 8m old. Who was at home at the time.This lady walks up to me and asks, "What are you having twins?" I was in shock. I didn't get that she was referring to the amount of food I was buying and not that I LOOK like I was having twins. My husband had to explain it... It's amazing how fast your brain goes when your pregnant.

Quoting Glendy:“ So i went pantie shopping with my lil bro. yes it sounds weird but me n my bros get along really well ... [snip!] ... course u may!! hahaha and i finally got my self the right undies size!! just wanted to share this embaressing moment with you.”

oh man this happened to me. I was visiting my family in the states, and all the sizes are different there than in Iceland. And I bought a pack of underwear (6 pack too) of size 9 (normally wear a 6 before pregnancy) and was guestimating. Yeah two of me could fit. So I had to go back and get more. Ugh. So embarrassing.

Quoting TinHawk:“ I sneeze-pee all the time... it's so sad. Every time I sneeze without peeing myself a little, I throw a mini celebration.”

I hate it! I do the same thing too! Its so embarrasing, especially if Im at work!

This is sort of funny in a way I guess.


Whenever I was going through my morning sickness which I still do very rarely was really difficult for me because I got real sick. My SOs daughter who is pretty much my LO is always with me. My SO leaves at 6:30AM to go to work, and every morning he would bring Ashlynn over in bed with me so I wouldn't have to lift her out of her crib.

Well, every morning I would wake up and have to go to the bathroom and get sick, and pee and whatever else. Ashlynn would always be sleeping and didn't know that I was getting sick. One morning I got up and I didn't hear her get out of bed behind me. I went into the bathroom and just waited for it all to come. Ashlynn is 2. Whenever I started throwing up, Ashlynn comes up beside me and rubs my back and said, "It's okay Mama, I'll take care of you."
So Miss Ashlynn decided that she wanted to try and get breakfast for herself for in the morning while I was cleaning up my face and everything. I walked into the kitchen and there was MILK AND CEREAL EVERYWHERE! But somehow she managed to get 2 bowls full of milk and cereal. She was sitting on the floor eating her cereal and looks at me and says "Mama, I got us breakfast." She patted the floor and says, "Sit Down, EAT!"

Other then the mess I got to clean up I thought it was real cute that a 2 year old is trying to take care of me whenever I'm sick just like I would take care of her.

Then just yesterday Paul and I were playing with her. She's all but potty trained. We were tickling each other and they decided to gain up on me and start tickling me. Well I was laughing so hard that I couldn't talk and I tried to get up because I really had to pee. This is gross but I ended up slightly peeing myself. Ashlynn looks at me and said,"Mommy, do you want too wear one of my pull-ups so you don't have another accident?" Paul and I lost it!!

Quoting Bailey's-Mommie:“ My 6 year old daughter goes to my dr appointments with me and this last time she said "MOM can i help ... [snip!] ... put on rubber gloves so i dont get blood all over me" it was so funny she was so dead serious about it she is so stinking cute!”

Haha that's adorable!

so almost everytime we go to the dr my three year old gets super excited to hear the babies heart beat , so when the doctor comes walking down the hall and knocks on the door my three year old screams at the top of his lungs and calls him a baby monster. then when he hears the heart beat he asks whats that mommy . and says i see baby

I found out on Thursday when I went to get my Depo shot. The nurse came in with a sort of smile and said that both of the tests were positive. After about half an hour to fourty-five mins, my fiance and I went to the store to get another test. I kept thinking that if I don't see the positive then it wasn't true. I went to my soon to be sister-in-laws house and took the test there and it automaticly came up positive (Right as I used it o_o). It took me about an hour so so to get up the curage to tell his mom and dad (we live with them) That I am pregnant. I get home and of course they aren't anywhere to be found so I tell my mom,god mother and his cousin Bambi that I am. I love Bambi's raction, she jumped and screamed. I'm 19 and my fiance (he purposed in August) is 22

o_o My estimated due date is 07-17-10. So I am about 6 weeks along.

Oh I forgot to mention. We used condoms EVERY time and I was on the pill. I took them every day at the same time.Yes I used both in the correct way every time. So...needless to say, it was a VERY big shock to us.

Now that the shock has worn off (for all of us,) We are all very happy and can't wait for the baby to arrive ^_^

Quoting {{MRS CASTR0}}:“ THIS IS ALIL WIERD BUT PROBABLY NATURAL.. I HOPE ...LOL... BUT ALMOST EVERYTIME I SNEEZE... I KINDA PEE...LOL.... ... [snip!] ... I SNEEZE... I KINDA PEE...LOL.... I HATE IT. BUT NOW WHEN I DO SNEEZE MY LIL SISTA TELLS ME " EWWWWW.... U PEED RIGHT NOW HUH?"”

LOL... i do the same thing bein pregnant!!! And everytime i sneeze, my brother says HAHA you peed huh? LOL

Quoting C&A (TEAM BLUE):“ im almost 8 months prego n the other day i went to get n the shower n wen the warm water hit my boobe ... [snip!] ... n my boyfriend came n there cuz he thought i went into labor or something n i told him he started laughin soooo hard haha  ”

Rofl! Thats funny.

Quoting JENN1983:“ I'M ONLY 17 AND A HALF WEEKS ALONG AND I CAN NOT REACH MY LEGS! I HAVE TO HAVE MY HUSBAND SHAVE MY LEGS ... [snip!] ... AND HE EVEN MADE ME A RAZOR ON A STICK SO I CAN DO IT MYSELF WHEN HE'S AT WORK. I'M DREADING THE NEXT 22 AND A HALF WEEKS!!!”

OMG I can't stop cracking up right now.. I shave my legs while I take a bath..its sooo much easier.. I can't really take showers anymore since I'm so fat that standing that long makes me tired..I'm going to be laughing all day at this one!

Quoting {{MRS CASTR0}}:“ THIS IS ALIL WIERD BUT PROBABLY NATURAL.. I HOPE ...LOL... BUT ALMOST EVERYTIME I SNEEZE... I KINDA PEE...LOL.... ... [snip!] ... I SNEEZE... I KINDA PEE...LOL.... I HATE IT. BUT NOW WHEN I DO SNEEZE MY LIL SISTA TELLS ME " EWWWWW.... U PEED RIGHT NOW HUH?"”

I do that everytime I cough. And I have bronchitis.. talk about doing a ton of laundry.. I guess thats preparing me for all the laundry I will be doing once lil man gets here