re: funny/shocking/frustrating pregnancy stories

My nephew just turned 4 and At the time I was 20 weeks preggo and had to go to the er.. well my nephew didnt understand Why he couldnt go with me... he understands that he has a lil cousin on the way.. So he looks at me and My sister and Goes Is Hay (my daughters name) gonna come out of Nana's (thats his nick name for me) belly button today??? lmao.. I just had to hug him and Laugh....

This might not be too funny, but it shows the thought process during pregnancy. My husband and I were dining at Outback the other night. I always order the same thing there and when the waitress came over to our table, I proceeded to order a 6 INCH steak instead of ounce. lol. I didn't skip a beat with the rest of my order and then my husband ordered his 9oz steak. The waitress never cracked a smile. After she left I just paused and asked my husband "I said 6 inch didn't I?" He smiled and confirmed this to me and I was pissed that he didn't correct me!

OK, so here's one of my many prego-brain moments. The other day my bf and I were about to go somewhere. Well, I had a pepsi that I had set down on the shelf, right next to my deodorant. So, me, him, and my roommate were standing there talking, and I was being absent-minded (SURPRISE!! haha!) so... I grabbed my pepsi, saw my deodorant next to it and thought, "I need to put some on before I go"... I was also about to take a drink.... so I proceeded to open my pepsi, lift out my shirt a bit, and started to stick the open pepsi bottle under my shirt     . My bf and roommate just busted up laughing, saying stuff like "what, are you going to give the baby a drink directly???" Now, normally I can easily laugh at myself, we all pick fun at each other and ourselves... but I was just so embarrassed that I mixed the 2 up (drinking pepsi, applying deodorant...) I started to laugh, and then I stared to cry!!! I was a mess!

I had my first weird food moment today. I go through about 2-3 gallons of milk a week (if I can't have coffee I can have chocolate milk!) and I ran out last night. So I went to a gas station this morning to get my milk fix. While I was in there, I looked over at their hot dog area and say "Mmmmm." So I proceeded to get a hot dog covered in saurkraut (about 2 inches thick) with ketchup and mustard. It was YUMMY! 
I got comments when I arrived at work but I don't care. The hot dog and milk went well together!

I got another comment today that just hurt my feelings. I had long hair and it was driving me nuts. I just didn't feel like putting the effort into it anymore. So I cut off about 6 inches (it went from 3 inches below my shoulders to right below my chin). I felt (and feel) free! So I'm at work today and one of the ladies tells me "It makes your face look fat." I looked at her like WHAT?! and had a hurt expression on my face. She said "Oh I meant fuller. That goes along with being pregnant." I just said "Ouch" to her and proceeded to ask everyone else if my face looked fat. I don't think it does....but maybe I am wrong! 

Quoting Tamara J:“ These aren't really anything funny..Just the "annoying" things that you start to encounter when you become ... [snip!] ... pregnant so I should enjoy it...and I have like 7 months left..lol.. anyway..the rest of those stories are funny..lolpeace~”

I hate when people want to touch my belly...total strangers even!! I don't have the urge(or want) to walk up to a stranger and feel her body!!

not so much funny but intersting story.

yesterday at the doctors i got mistaken for someone else that has the last name green and they sent me to labor and delivery to get somee tests dont & then to be induced if they didnt turn out good. im 35 weeks along so i didnt think anything of it cause of all the other tests that i usualy get done anyways. so i get admitted and into my room and dressed in the gown and they were about to come in and put an Iv in and at the last min the doctor walks in and was like "omg im so sorry blah blah blah we got you mixed up with another girl with the last name green, i didnt check the first name because green isnt a common last name"
i was so enraged!
i basically wouldve got induced & had my baby because the doctor was to lazy to check to make sure they had the right person.
so unprofessional.

I cried during the VMA's when someone was saying thanks for an award *knowing it's so fake * lol

*** SO Emotional!! ***  

Quoting Baby Maddison is almost h:“ not so much funny but intersting story. yesterday at the doctors i got mistaken for someone else that ... [snip!] ... induced & had my baby because the doctor was to lazy to check to make sure they had the right person. so unprofessional.”

OMG!! that is scary!!

Quoting MommyEnigma:“ OK, so here's one of my many prego-brain moments. The other day my bf and I were about to go somewhere. ... [snip!] ... that I mixed the 2 up (drinking pepsi, applying deodorant...) I started to laugh, and then I stared to cry!!! I was a mess!”

I have a LOT of those moments. Pregnant or not. Try doing that with a phone though, i've done that.

I finally broke down today and bought maternity dress pants. (I already have a pair of jeans) The reason? The pants I foolishly put on today decided that enough was enough and I busted the zipper! I had to go out during lunch and buy some pants to wear so that the other pants didn't fall around my ankles.
What sucked even more is that I'm in that stage where my regular clothes don't fit and the maternity clothes are too big! The smalls and mediums fit my belly but not my hips/butt. The larges fit and give me room to grow but sag around my belly. Ug!

Whoops it tried to go twice. My bad.

Quoting ~Mrs. Erenberger~:“ I have a LOT of those moments. Pregnant or not. Try doing that with a phone though, i've done that.”

Man, gotta love those moments! Another thing I've done... I had a half sandwich in one hand, and my cell phone in the other... I nearly took a bite out of my phone!!!! I realized what I was doing when I had it about 2" from my mouth. That was a private embarrassing moment, though, nobody was around to witness it and make fun of me!!

i wanted subway one night.. and i cried because it was around 9 and subway closes at that time. i cried so much, i felt like a little baby ): geez my emotions are running wild!

I was sitting at home one night with my hubby and little one. Hubby was onour old laptop and it finally just died. He wasticked off of course and was just asking me what to do. I said I didn't know. And to he asked again not really to me, just talking to himself. I looked at him and yelled I don't know!!! and I ran out on the porch and sat and cried. He came out about 5 minutes later and said ummm I think you are pregnant and he kinda laughed. I NEVER blow up like that so he knew something was up. Well since helaughed at me that made it worse I just cried harder. Oh the joys of hormones lol. Needless to say I took a pregnancy test the next day and it was barely positive. I was only a few weeks pregnant. It wouldn't even show up on the pee stick at the hospital. They had to do a blood test. I am soglad the first trimester is over lol. Most ofthat has passed for me.

Im one of the most forgetful people youll ever know, so one day coming home i realized i forgot to bring my house key. Usually when this happens i just go through the side gate and enter my house through the side door. WELL, the side gate was kind of jammed and only opened partially. I judged the distance it opened and figured i could squeeze in (i really needed to get inside to pee lol) but i apparently misjudged the size of my belly and ended up getting stuck in the fence half way! i was so embarassed that the cars passing by would see me, some huge prego chick, stuck in a fence. lol THANK GOD i managed to wiggle out...ended up tearing my shirt a little though   lol!