re: funny/shocking/frustrating pregnancy stories

I have a cute story, well its kinda cute lol.

Me and my hubby were lying in bed and we were making out and i was in my underwear and he was in his boxers, well after we had finished he was talking to my belly and she was kicking and out of no where here come this foot, or hand,arm or leg or something and you could properly see this movement,

i thought it was awesome because it was the first time we had seen her move like tht.

My fiance at the time never felt the baby until my 8th month he was sleeping and i was cuddling up to him he woke up and freaked out i asked him what was wrong and he said it felt like something was crawling on him i told him i was scratching my chest but he pointed to the the spot where the baby just kicked. she really caught him by surprise.

I have another funny story! just shows that im a big dork! The other day i was making kraft macaroni and cheese before work and it was taking FOREVER to cook! so i was waiting and finally it was done. so i was pouring the water off and i was getting the last bit of water out and my strainer slipped and all of my macaroni poured into the sink with dirty dishes. it was so sad =( i started crying! lol. i felt stupid afterwards for crying over macaroni. but ya. hope it made you smile!

Okay, I am just at twenty three weeks and this happened yesterday. I was putting on a pair of jeans that I knew didn't fit but I was gonna try anyway. When my husband walked into the room and asked why I was laying on the bed struggling to get them on, the button flew off and hit him square in the eye!! He still has a black eye and now loves to call me his favorite button popper.

Well...last night I peed in the bed for the first time in 25 years. I was dreaming about having a hard time peeing, so I went and sat on the toilet. Next thing I knew I felt warm and wet, which I guess woke me up. My first thought (at 4am) was "Oh My God my water broke!" but then I remembered that I am only 19 weeks pregnant and realized that I had just peed myself. I ran to the bathroom and finished my business and was then up for another 2 hours laughing at myself.

Quoting Half Pint's Mommy:“ Well...last night I peed in the bed for the first time in 25 years. I was dreaming about having a hard ... [snip!] ... I had just peed myself. I ran to the bathroom and finished my business and was then up for another 2 hours laughing at myself.”

Thats happened to me a few times. My boyfriend for some reason thinks its cute. The other day I sneezed and peed my pants at the same time...and he wasn't here. When I told him about it, he was sad he missed it and wished he could have been here because it was "cute." haha

Quoting Corinne LaGore:“ Thats happened to me a few times. My boyfriend for some reason thinks its cute. The other day I sneezed ... [snip!] ... wasn't here. When I told him about it, he was sad he missed it and wished he could have been here because it was "cute." haha”

Funny they get their kicks from our out of control bodies! Glad to hear i'm not the only bed-wetter  

Quoting sweetmuffin247:“ ok, this is my first pregnancy and I am now about 14 weeks. When this story happened I was about 11 or ... [snip!] ... mad. I wasn't happy tell I got my pizza. And i did. but now he knows not to mess with a preggo gals food. ever! haha...-coley”

I went to the restaurant where my wonderful boyfriend works with one of his best friends. For desert, I ended up ordering a chocolate & peanutbutter slice of cake. As I started chatting with one of the waitresses that I know, my boyfriend's friend started to try to pull my cake plate towards himself. Tiffany, the waitress and I both yelled at him, telling him never to take a pregnant woman's food. Especially not a food that they're craving... His poor face turned so red. xD

When asked what the name of my son will be, since I'm now 10 days overdue I say his name is going to be "Get The Fuck Out Of My Body". I don't know if that's actually funny, but I'm not kidding. It's going on his birth certificate. 

Quoting HungryBot~41 Weeks:“ When asked what the name of my son will be, since I'm now 10 days overdue I say his name is going to ... [snip!] ... Fuck Out Of My Body". I don't know if that's actually funny, but I'm not kidding. It's going on his birth certificate. ”

You can call him evicted for short. lol   

Quoting MasonWilliam 12/4/08:“ You can call him evicted for short. lol   ”

ROFLMAO That's too funny.

Quoting Phern:“ Before I found out I was pregnant I was at my family reunion and one of my close cousins was there with ... [snip!] ... about it much tell later when my fiance and I finally decided to take a pregnancy test. Well looks like Emily was right again.”

Little kids definitely must have a little spidersense about babies because my sister was 3 at the time that I found out I was pregnant and my mom knew but no one else knew at the time. We went to my grandma and grampa's house and she ran up to me and said, "You're going to be a mommy!!!" It was so creepy and awkward because I had to just laugh it off in front of my grandparents, and then a couple weeks later, I told everyone I was pregnant. How the hell do they know????

Quoting JillyBean:“ My 8-yr-old stepson lives with my husband and I full time. He is totally fascinated with his future brother ... [snip!] ... you." Trystin jumped back and had a completely shocked look on his face. Then he smiled, said "You joked me" and walked away.”

That is too freakin cute! My daughter used to always say "you're jokin me around, huh?!"
Good luck with the new baby   R

My boyfriend and me were talking about what we were going to eat for supper one night. He had really bad gas and wouldn't stop farting. Next thing I know I feel a little fart bubble escape my butt. I thought that since it was silent he wouldn't notice, but then I started smelling it! I was really embarrassed and didn't know what to say so I blamed it on him. I actually started yelling at him for being so disgusting and farting while we were talking about food! He was swearing up and down it wasn't him and thought I was crazy, until he caught a little whiff of it. Then he knew it was me. He gave me such a hard time about it and said he lost his appetite. He still likes to bring that up because he knows it embarrasses me!

And now if I don't pee on myself everytime I laugh, sneeze, or cough, a little pregnant fart comes out.

Quoting ♥LAUREL:.:“ I have another funny story! just shows that im a big dork! The other day i was making kraft macaroni ... [snip!] ... it was so sad =( i started crying! lol. i felt stupid afterwards for crying over macaroni. but ya. hope it made you smile!”

Okay my son will a year old on your due date and I did the same thing with the macaroni the other night. I cried too and I'm not even pregnant anymore. Don't feel bad lol.