re: funny/shocking/frustrating pregnancy stories

Quoting Expectantly Expecting:“ Ok, This is probably gonna be waaaay TMI but I just have to share. Up until 10 weeks I was one of the ... [snip!] ... sex, although I still want it all the time we have to use condoms since I now can't stand the sight, smell or taste of sperm!!!”

Luckily for you, you were not on restrictions. As of my 8th week of prenancy I was told that hubby and I would have to abstain from intercourse from my high risk doctor.Now that my placentahas moved my doc has cleared me okay at 34 weeks. Worstpart of it, is I don't want it anyways, I must be the opposite with the libido.My poor hubby and I can't do the other thing because of tossing my cookies as well.

Quoting Crystal Janie:“ I really don't have any amazing stories I'm just needed a little place to vent. It's amazing because ... [snip!] ... giving birth to my son...this time it's all happening NOW! I don't even want to walk. Oh...only 5 weeks and4 days to go...LOL”

Tell your hubby to sleep on the couch you deserve the comfort of the bed and to try and sleep without him making matters worst. My hubby does what he can to make me comfortable, bless him, because if he didn't I'd probably kick his butt out of the bed anyways.  Try getting a body pillow, I have a body boppy and love it, but now I am so close to my due date I am having to put a pillow behind my back as support as well. Good luck.

Quoting Ilovemy_babyboys:“ This is my second pregnancy and if I deliver on the EDD my children will be exactly 12 months and 18 ... [snip!] ... got all red and embarresd because there was a huge puddle of fluid on the floore from the last time she had started the IV. ”

I am due the same day, congrats.
I hope the nurse apologized up and down, I would have been pissed.... lol

Quoting -Mere:“ Personally.. I would look at her grab her hand . And say something like 'you know Grandma that kind of foreplay was whatleadme to gettingpregnant.'”

That's a great come back, grandma would crap her pants... lol

2 1/2 month pregnant and gassy as normal. We were DTD and all of a sudden I farted OMG at first I LOL and then I was so embarrassed! I didn't even have the urge it just came out I have no clue and couldn't have stopped it if I wanted to!

This is one of my moms stories not mine. when my mom was prego with me she had sent my dad to the store because she really want cereal. well my dad comes back with cereal and two gallons of milk. my mom looks at the cereal and start to yell at my dad. she was pissed that he bought the wrong kind of cereal. so she continues grab the gallons of milk an chucks them threw the window. think my dad made sure he bought the right cereal after that lol

my girlfreind who is 35 weeks pregnant was eating her dinner while watching tv resting it on her belly our son took offence to this kicked and the plate fell she burst into tears then waddled over and stole mine 

Last night I craved peanut butter cups BAD but it was horribly late so I went to McDonald's--open 24 hours. Well... those of you who go to McD's a lot would know that they don't have Reese's anything there, but I didn't know that. I wanted a Reeses shake or something. When I found out from the girl working drive-thru that they didn't have Reeses, I think she could hear the utter dejection and heartbroken-ness in my voice. Because she actually offered to MAKE me a Reeses McFlurry if I went to buy the Reeses. I shit you not. She says, "oh, yeah I would do that for you; I've done it before". And I laughed and said I'm 35 weeks pregnant, I really need to be having Reeses. She says to me, "Yeah, the other lady was pregnant too. And so is my best friend. So I understand"...

She practically diagnosed my pregnancy from hearing me get all disappointed about there not being Reeses available. I have just never gotten an offer like this from someone at a fast food jointto actually customize my food and I find it so bizarre and truly hilarious.

I did not take her up on it by the way. I went to the grocery store and bought vanilla Haagen Dazs and Newman's Own pb cups and made my own McFlurry.

Quoting HungryBot: Still Hungry:“ Last night I craved peanut butter cups BAD but it was horribly late so I went to McDonald's--open 24 ... [snip!] ... on it by the way. I went to the grocery store and bought vanilla Haagen Dazs and Newman's Own pb cups and made my own McFlurry.”

that sounds like something that happened to us ina resturant we went out and she got the biggest craving for pickles with a cheese burger so we tried to order it and they said no that wasnt on the menu so this made my girlfreind upset she started to cry and the chef seeing this made her the burger with pickles and i never saw a mood change so quickly

ok im only 10 weeks along but i wasnt expecting the whole going nuts and crying out of nowhere thing to start so early. i was about 8 weeks along when me and my fiance went to get some ice cream. well when we got to the ice cream shop i saw they had hot dogs and i had to have one then. i asked for my usual and hot dog with mustard. after waiting 10 min and repeating our order 3 times we finally got our food (the girl was new). normally this wouldnt bug me too much but that day it pissed me off. well i opended my hot dog to see that she pretty much put a whole bottle of mustard on it. i lost it and yelled at this poor girl asking her if she would eat this (holding the hot dog to her). then i just started crying and yelled im pregnant....sorry and walked away. my fiance just looked at me and laughed. he said he wanted to keep me away from people until i renturned to normal lol.

Quoting Laura O'Patchen:“ ok im only 10 weeks along but i wasnt expecting the whole going nuts and crying out of nowhere thing ... [snip!] ... away. my fiance just looked at me and laughed. he said he wanted to keep me away from people until i renturned to normal lol.”

Tell your fiance to expect A LOT more of that!!! AND he must learn to be patient with you, cause it will probably get worse!!! .

This is really funny now, but I was so upset at the time. I had my baby shower yesterday, and it is an Indiana summer already! It was like 95 with the humidity. My aunt threw it for me and it was at my grandma's church which doesn't get very cool. So the whole time I'm just dripping in sweat. It was SO hot! Afterwards, I took my loot home and picked up my husband and went to meet the whole family for dinner. At some point I said, "I feel hot and stinky." and my husband goes, "Well, I asked you if you should take a shower, and you said no. But, you do kind of stink. I have some deodrant in the car if you want it!" (OK, we have one of those relationships where if i stink he tells me, if he has bad breath, I tell him, if one of us has a booger, we tell the other) But, I just burst out in tears in the middle of the restauraunt and couldn't stop crying! I was sobbing!! My mom and grandma were telling me it's ok, and that I don't stink, and my husband was like, "Babe, I'm sorry! You just said it." and everytime he talked to me I cried harder and harder. It took me about 20 minutes to settle down. By the end of it we were all laughing hysterically. But, Now I carry deodrant in my purse, and will be ready to reapply as needed!!

I'm being induced in a couple of days and have made it this far without having a pregnancy story. I thought I was in the clear. Apparently not.

Today my husband and I stopped over at a friends house to shoot the breeze. Since it was a nice day we were sitting on the front porch. I joined my husband on the hanging swing after Heather assured me it would be fine. After all, she and her husband sat on it plenty during her pregnancies.

We're just sitting there, chit chatting, John and I gently rocking back and forth on the swing, when BAM! The hardware and everything rips out of the stud in the porch ceiling. The swing and I are on the floor. And of course my husband's side of the swing is still perfectly fine, hanging from the ceiling like it's supposed to.

Needless to say I'm never going to live this down. Nor will I ever sit on their swing again.

Quoting Expecting!:“ This is really funny now, but I was so upset at the time. I had my baby shower yesterday, and it is an ... [snip!] ... end of it we were all laughing hysterically. But, Now I carry deodrant in my purse, and will be ready to reapply as needed!!”

I bought a stick just for that a while ago, lol. We had a four-hour drive to my first shower and the car got super hot. Didn't realize til we got there that I'd been sweating.   Had to run into Walmart for a travel size deodorant before going to the shower! Lots of hugs + pregnant sweaty pits = no way, dude. Somebody should make a list of stuff for new preggos to keep in their purses.

My little sister (who is 14 years YOUNGER than me) is very interested in the fact im going to be FAT soon. & whats going on inside my belly. So she will 'Google' serarch 9,10,11 weeks pregnant facts. The last time she 'Updated me" on whats going on down there she told me,
"Hey sissy, your umbro is now a fettus!"
what she MEANT was that myEMBRYO was now a FETUS.

i don't know how funny it is but my mother & I got a good laugh out of it!