re: funny/shocking/frustrating pregnancy stories

Quoting Mystic1:“ This just happened yesterday,,, I'm a singer and my band had a gig yesterday for the first time since ... [snip!] ... that my feet hurt soooo Badly afterward I just wanted to elevate them and go into solitude for an entire day... Which I did...”

Yeah it sucks when you're bloated! Too bad its not baby showing yet 

Quoting Valeriekay:“ I'm in the Navy and I had a "board" where my supervisors ask me a bunch of questions pertaining to the ... [snip!] ... but when they asked me a number I couldn't for the life of me recall which key it was for! I just had a total brain fart!”

Oh the joys of "The Pregnancy Brain" Happens to the best of us hun! Brain farts are doubled when your prego and it doesn't get better!

Quoting Mayo Face:“ the same thing happens to me its good to know im not the only olne”

Hi this is realy funny

The one Sunday Im busy cooking and just had to sneez as I sneez whoops my pants floor every thing wet my fiance laughed so loud I thought he was going to wet his pants.

Second story I was about 30 weeks and we arearguing and he say's go on and I press your boob so that your full of milkand I told him I dare you to. Knowing he does not like breast milk.I started laughing he said fine as he pressed he squirted himself with milk man did I have a laugh he did not think it was funny
 

We have this round table with three legs that screw into the bottom. Well, I couldn't decide if I wanted to keep it or not so it was just sitting in the corner of the baby's room. One night I'm in there with my mom, sister, and her bf. I try to lean against the table because it's in the corner and the wall should take the brunt of the weight, but no. The table completely collapses beneath me and I fall to the floor on top of it. It was so embarrassing. I've leaned on it before, but I guess it's been awhile and the pregnancy weight was just too much. Nothing beat sitting on the floor on top of the pieces of table and having my family laugh at me.... Luckily I have a good sense of humor and it didn't send me into tears

I got in my car to leave, just to get out of the house, and never made it because I started bawling. A man saw me, and gave me a free pizza.A pity pizza.

This one time when i was about 6wks...I was lying in my bed and my fiance came into our bedroom, all smiles, and said hey pregnant woman! And the first thing i did was take a whiff of his cologne n threw up all over him! Ha ha ha! It may not be funny to some but it was hilarious to me because the look on his face was priceless.
Another one, these things always happens to my fiance but he was on his hands and knees looking like a masculine made scrubbing our tile floor in our room and had the room smelling great. Then he went to the kitchen to grab me a cool drink while i rested in the bed and as he came up to me smiling again i throw up a large amount of puke on the freshly cleaned floor!! The even funnier part is that he dissappeared and came back up with a face mask on, glove and cleaning supplies and objects to get the large amount of puke up......i felt bad but his little costume was sooo adorable!!

Another one which is more embarrassing. I was 10wks and just bought a beach chair from kmart. I didnt feel likewaiting for my mom to go into one of the stores and wanted to sit in the chair. Well my hugeself sits down and fell right on the ground with the chair with my feet in the hair screaming help! lol My mom caming running to my rescue while laughing which i did not find funny. I was pissed because a guy was in a car directly in front of me on a cell phone and laughed at me without asking if i were ok. The thing is I may have been 10wks but i was visibly prego maybe even looked like i was 4months n no one helped me...they just laughed lol

Quoting Mommys1st:“ This one time when i was about 6wks...I was lying in my bed and my fiance came into our bedroom, all ... [snip!] ... and cleaning supplies and objects to get the large amount of puke up......i felt bad but his little costume was sooo adorable!!”

that's hilarious!!!

My 2.5yr old son came up to me one morning and said " momma look, baby tister in there eating her breakfast " While pointing at my tummy.

I must say being pregnant and having a 2-3yr old around is definitly interesting!

At 10 weeks feeling pretty bad I was going to call in to work, and my husband was trying to talk me out of it. He talked me into getting ready, the whole time I was saying "I think I need to stay in bed." I finallygot in the shower. About half way through my shower I turned off the waterand threw up from the shower. When I felt better I started the water againto rinse the rest of the soap and conditioner off. I ended up going into work late... but I went.

ok so last night I was laying back on the couch andmy husbandwas sitting there talking to my belly saying, can you say dadda? and just asking these stupid questions then she starts moving and kicking and he kisses my belly and she kicked him in the mouth and he started laughing and so did I. well I told him that she likes his voice and he needs to talk to her more so he does and I dont know what he did but she started moving up a storm and you just see me stop laughing and go ohcrap and he lifts his head up and tells me to go and all you see is me darting for the bathroom haha. he goes hey babe, nice wet spot on the couch and I poked my head out the door and said "shut up ass, I haven't peed my pants yet!" jerkis waiting for me to pee my pants to he can make fun of me haha

Quoting KrissyD:“ ok so last night I was laying back on the couch andmy husbandwas sitting there talking to my belly saying, ... [snip!] ... door and said "shut up ass, I haven't peed my pants yet!" jerkis waiting for me to pee my pants to he can make fun of me haha”

I think making fun of us peeing in our pants is in their genes 

When I was pregnant with my first daughter, I was to be induced on a Monday. Well, the Friday before I was only working half a day, that way I could go finish up some last minute errands and have the entire weekend to get everything finished at home. Right before I got ready to go, I went to the bathroom. I came out and started getting my purse and things together when all of a sudden..WOOSH! My pants were wet! I thought...HOLY COW ..my water broke!! Well, my hubby was at work 40 miles away and I couldn't find anyone else. Oh, and I also forgot to mention I worked at the Sheriff's Dept. at the time. So my boss...the SHERIFF had to driveme to the hospital in his patrol car...lights and sirens all the way!!! I finally got ahold of my hubby and he met me at the hospital about 30 minutes after I got there. Well, guess what?? After they did the exam and used that litmus paper to see if it was amniotic fluid...come to find out I had just pee'd myself!! I was like..I just went before it happened!! Apparently dear daughter had decided to drop and engage in my pelvis even more and squashed my bladder...making what pee was left in there woosh out. I was SO embarrassed!! But, needless to say...I went into labor that night anyway after I got back home...and she was born the next evening. I never told a soul what acutally happened! LOL

The day before i found out about being pregnant i swore up and down me and my husbands favorite resturant had giving me food posion. i could stop throwing up my stomach was in a million knots, i finally went to the emergancy room that next in fear thati was going to need my stomach pumped. four hours after being laying there in the bad waiting for blood test results and other test the doctor said wouldn't you rather have paid $17 for a home pregancy test then to pay the cost of the emergency room. my husband said what do you mean, the docotor just said your 6weeks pregnant! all my husband could say was wooooooowwwwwww!!!!! i was so excited i started putting my clothes on so i can get home and start preparing for the baby but they had to check this and check that. but when i got out of there it's like i tried to call everyone i knew the cashier at our local gorcery store my mom his mom everybody! i guess you had to be there it was funny!