re: funny/shocking/frustrating pregnancy stories

ok so im 21... i have 2 little brothers ones 6 and ones 8 .... well a while ago... like 2 years agomy little brother asked my mom what was wrong with her toe, she told them thats where they came from... well i told my brothers that i was prego... and the youngist said babys dont come from toes and the older one jumps in and says ya they come from down there, haha i said how can they come from down there .he looked at me sith a strait face and said well the dr cuts a hole of corse... ya it was funny...

then we were sitting at dinner, and scotty asks whatcha gonna name it ... i said i dont know because i dont know if its a boy or girl. cody jumps in and said well thats easy girls have boys and boys have girls after i peed my pants laughing i asked him why he thought that he said because mommy hadhim and scotty.. he didnt think we all had the same mom lol

Quoting Mara:“ Alright, so I'm the artist for all those cartoons in the pregnancy calendar, and as you can see, I'm ... [snip!] ... I decide to use your story as inspiration for one of the missing cartoons. THANK YOU so much for your help!!! Cheers, Mara”

My son and 2 stepdughters started baseball this Spring.My husbnd is also the coach on the team.About two weeks ago we were at an 11:00 AM game and it was about 90 degrees outside.I felt like I had peed my pants but thought well it's probably sweat.The more I thought about it the more I became anxious,thinking "what if my water broke"or "I hope I am not having the baby yet",as I was only 24 weeks at the time.So I went into the bathroom at the ballpark and thought about what a nurse told me to do when I was prego with my 1st child.So as I was smelling my underwear for a sweet smell of amniotic fluid a teenage girl opened the stall I was in and looked straight at me,shut the door quickly and ran out..I was so embarassed and did'nt even leave the bathroom for 30 mins...The good thing,I wasn't leaking amniotic fluid.

When I was about 6 months pregnant with my first, my husband and I decided to take a drive up the canyon. I started feeling sick, so my husband pulled into a church parking lot. I jumped out and tried to make it inside to the bathroom, but instead, ended up throwing up underneath the tree by the door to the church. I looked up and all these people were coming out of the church staring at me. I was so embarassed, I just stood up and walked away. To this day, I can not eat Capn' Crunch.  

I've been working ata sunglasses hut/kiosk at the mall as part time until I have my baby. And well, the stitching in the crotch of my maternity pants came undone so I didnt notice, it happened without a rip!. So, for my whole 8 hours of work my bright pink panties were very noticable through the huge holecrotch of my black pants!.So when I did notice I texted my boss the message "EMERGENCY: Beached Whale Ripped Her Pants!" . It was so embarassing, but funny...Thank gosh he came down to help me close the Kiosk for the day!

Quoting Kimberlea:“ I've been working ata sunglasses hut/kiosk at the mall as part time until I have my baby. And well, the ... [snip!] ... Whale Ripped Her Pants!" . It was so embarassing, but funny...Thank gosh he came down to help me close the Kiosk for the day!”

LOL What a great boss!

This one is actually a story about my mom when she was pregnant with me. 

She was at the store shopping for clothes with a friend. Apparently some lady wasn't keeping track of her kid and the little boy ( probably about   is hiding in the racks of clothes. My mom goes over to this long rack to look at clothes and all of a sudden this kid pops out and pokes her in the belly. She's like, "WTF" and the kid giggles and says you can't see me, you can't see me. She moves to another rack and the damn kid did it again. He pokes her in the belly and then disappears yelling you can't see me, you can't see me. Finally he goes to do it again and as he starts to poke her she yells out, " I don't want to see you, you little shit".  She swore after that she was considering rethinking having kids.

Quoting joygirl529:“ This one is actually a story about my mom when she was pregnant with me. She was at the store shopping ... [snip!] ... she yells out, " I don't want to see you, you little shit". She swore after that she was considering rethinking having kids.”

Nice!! Man some people need to to teach their little brats some respect. Those are the parents who piss me off and the kind of kids I hate. If I wouldnt get in trouble I would have whooped his little ass myself

I have one; My husband used to always doubt the validity of things like simpathy pains he's always teasing guys that believe in that sort of thing, Well, I remember when my husband had just started this new job and he kept coming home sick saying things likeI am just soooo tired and wining all the time. We had just bought a new car ( and needed the money)so after two weeks of him coming home early I was like take your butt to work and do your 8 hours or else. Well the very next day he comes in early again pointing at me and almost crying saying your pregnant I know it! As I stepped toward him to ask what he was talking about I smelled puke. He went on to tell me how he puked all over the car and himself on the freeway. I found out I was pregnant the next day.

Another oneis with this pregnancy I ended up in the ER with kidney stones so I was given morphine once or twice while there to help with the pain. I was not given fluid or a stool softner so after 2 days home I become sooo constipated that I end up sitting on the toilet all night trying to "go" then all of a sudden I have the urge to puke so there I am on the toilet holding the trash can with a bath pillow propped against the sink next to me under my head. My sister came home and found me there and just started snapping pics. it was so not funny at the time but now I can see how pitiful I looked. Ahhhh pregnancy !!!

I work as a receptionist, and this morning i was on the phone with someone, and i dont know where my lil one kicked me but it hurt so madd i was just like "OH MY FUCK!!" in the guys ear. . .
ROFL. . . i just kept apologizing and everything. . thankfully it was over the phone and not to his face because then i would have uber-embarrased. .
LOL

Quoting cherrie.russell:“ I have one; My husband used to always doubt the validity of things like simpathy pains he's always teasing ... [snip!] ... and just started snapping pics. it was so not funny at the time but now I can see how pitiful I looked. Ahhhh pregnancy !!!”

LOL I think you should post one of those pictures haha!! Its okay we've seen worse.

Quoting beckysmom:“ i dont relay think this has much to do with me being pregnant but is funnny least i think lol... i was ... [snip!] ... nasty... and aparently i had some kind of 24 hour stomach flew a couple immodiums and i was alll set lol.... it happens lol ”

Omg Im at work and im not suppose to be on the computer and when i read this story I had my mouth full of tea and had to try hard not to choke..LMAO

So far I haven't had anything too embarassing or funny happen yet... but this 12th week may have been the beginning.

Yesterday I drove my boyfriend 5 speed Mustang almost 15 miles on the interstate before I noticed the e-brake was still on..... ugh. The smell was horrific!
Last night I cooked hamburger helper for dinner and ate my fill before he started in on it.... he finished it all off and I started crying because he ate it all! Mind you I didn't want anymore. Damn hormones.
But the worst was today! I took my dog to the groomer and when I got back they weren't quite done with her yet so I had to wait outside cuz she freaks if she sees me. I was watchin her thru the window and could see her lookin around for me and started bawling becuase I was so upset she missed me.... yea pretty sure everyone thought I was crazy!

Can't wait to start showing so everyone knows I"m not just an emotional trainwreck lol.

I found this a bit amusing. It seems anytime anything is putting any kind of pressure on my stomach, the baby does not like it and kicks it (and myself) really hard. When they had to mointer me for contractions you could see on the paper with the lines everytime she kicked the contracton moniter on my belly, she does this everytime the doctor listens to her heartbeat or I go in for an ultrasound. Well anyway I have been away from home staying with my mom in florida while her dad and I have been having some issues. My second night home I am laying down on the couch and my little min pin( who has stayed with him during the serperation) comes over and curls up into my belly like she always used to when I would lay on my side and watch tv. She pressin her little doggie body into my belly a little bit when all of a sudden I feel the baby lick HARD. Harder than Ive ever felt her kick before. Not sure if it hurt or just scared the dog because she yelped and flew (half fell) off the couch. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

Quoting Sara1984:“ I found this a bit amusing. It seems anytime anything is putting any kind of pressure on my stomach, ... [snip!] ... if it hurt or just scared the dog because she yelped and flew (half fell) off the couch. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.”

mine does that too ! when ever i read and rest the book on my belly she kicks at it. Or like you said at the doctor she is always kicking when they are trying to hear the heart beat and stuff. Lately i am also not allowed to lean forward when sitting. If i am leaning forward to eat or reach something she kicks me a lot.

Quoting sick_girl:“ mine does that too ! when ever i read and rest the book on my belly she kicks at it. Or like you said ... [snip!] ... i am also not allowed to lean forward when sitting. If i am leaning forward to eat or reach something she kicks me a lot.”

Same here Im having to get used to it so I dont squish her.. I worry if she has ehough room all the time ..Because sometimes instead of kicking ..it just hurts