re: funny/shocking/frustrating pregnancy stories

Quoting aryn12205:“ Well, I was about 38-39 weeks at the time preggo with my little girl and we were living with DH's grandparents. ... [snip!] ... did you have intercourse today?" AHAHAHAHA .... I had forgotten that DH and I had had sex prior to him leaving for work.....”

lmao ..that sounds like something that I would do!! 

Quoting aryn12205:“ Well, I was about 38-39 weeks at the time preggo with my little girl and we were living with DH's grandparents. ... [snip!] ... did you have intercourse today?" AHAHAHAHA .... I had forgotten that DH and I had had sex prior to him leaving for work.....”

oh my god that is so funny.... i hate that about sex the nasty leaking that us woman have to clean up hours after the deed is done... its not fair the guys get all the fun not that we dont have any too but we are the ones paying for it in the end no matter how you look at it.....

Quoting beckysmom:“ oh my god that is so funny.... i hate that about sex the nasty leaking that us woman have to clean ... [snip!] ... get all the fun not that we dont have any too but we are the ones paying for it in the end no matter how you look at it.....”

LOL I always go right away to clean up. When I was TTC I would lie there and let it all soak in ::blush::: but not anymore.

I know it's incredibly stupid and impossible but now I get scared that we might drown the poor baby if I don't clean it up right away  

Quoting lindsey09:“ I know it's incredibly stupid and impossible but now I get scared that we might drown the poor baby if I don't clean it up right away  ”

that just like men thinking they can poke the baby...ahem and HELLLLOO!! The baby cant drown. It is already in fluid...but you didnt need me to tell you that,

Quoting Baby Hugg A Tree:“ that just like men thinking they can poke the baby...ahem and HELLLLOO!! The baby cant drown. It is already in fluid...but you didnt need me to tell you that,”

I'm quite aware that the baby can't drown, it's just one of the many stupid things I've started thinking about.

Now that I am pregnant my friends have declared me the DD for the next 9 months. I'm 6 weeks and not really showing yet... We went out to eat together last weekend and everyone ordered their food and drinks. When he got to me I ordered, and I don't know if it was the extra jalepenos I ordered, or the amount of food...but the waiter looked at me for a minute and said "I bet my tip you are the pregnant DD."
To get back at him... when he brought my food my husband kinda jumped at him and said "Watch your fingers man! When she is hungry shebites!" The waiter freaked and jumped back... we laughed for the whole meal. HAHAHA

Im 30 weeks today. . . Yesterday was my 2 year anniversary and me and the hubster decided to sit down and watch tv. . After flicking through the channels for a while we picked Knocked Up which i've seen parts of and he hasnt. . . There we are sitting there laughing and whatnot and all of a sudden I start crying during one of the scenes where they are having sex and shes on top but cant do it because she feels dusgusting. . . I literally started balling and saying "THATS WHAT I LOOK LIKE ISNT IT?!?!. . . OMG!!" and he thinks im joking and starts laughing at me. . . (We had just had sex right b4 the movie and i was ontop. . .sorry if its TMI)
So there i am in a tank top and panties balling because of this movie . . .
Then towards the end of the movie i asked him if he was moving the couch and he was like not with you on it i dont wanna scratch the floor. . . and i started balling again and was like "Because im so hugeee!!!! Its so disgusting!!"
LOL. . .
i laugh now but last night it was not funny. . . After all of this all he could say was "Are you done now?? Are u dont crying?? Ur crazy!"
lol
thought you guys would enjoy. . .

someone asked me the other day if i am having 5 babies or just one big one.     ass !

Quoting Janet*Izabella's Momma*:“ Im 30 weeks today. . . Yesterday was my 2 year anniversary and me and the hubster decided to sit down ... [snip!] ... After all of this all he could say was "Are you done now?? Are u dont crying?? Ur crazy!" lol thought you guys would enjoy. . .”

lol...I've soo had those ..I'm a huge fat cow freak outs !!
Oddly enough my hubby and I watched Knocked up the day b4 finding out that we were expecting ..and I stuck out my belly after we watched it and said something like..he he this is what I would look like pregnant...little did I know...

I don't know if this is funny but it was a the time.
My mother in law takes me to my appointments because my husband is afraid that I'll go in labor while driving. So I was sitting at my brother in law's house waiting for her to finish up. and my 2 year old niece walks over saying "why did baby cousin take my changing table?" and I said "because your a big girl and he's a baby and he's needs it" and she gave me a dirty look and said "Where is baby cousin?" and I pointed to my large stomach and said "right here" of course she started repeating why was he in there and finally I said "Because he was being bad and I ate him" she took off running down the hall screaming that I ate her little cousin. my mom in law heard me and started laughing, I was a little embarressed because I didn't think that she was going to run down the hall way screaming bloody murder over something that I said.
Another time was when I was 30 weeks pregnant and I wanted a candy bar. Well my husband got me one of those 1 pound chocolate hersheys sympony bar and I was happilly munching away on it and suddenly my husband looked at me and said that I couldnt have it because chocolate has caffeine in it and of course I look at him completely confused and he took my candy bar and took a bite out of it, well that really ticked me off...and I went off on him and I had my purse at hand's reach and hit with it several good times until he gave my candy bar back... he's never touched any of my candy bars again... Let alone I think he's pratically afraid of me, he flinches and jumps everytime I touch him or raise my hand .>_<

Quoting A. N. Bland:“ I don't know if this is funny but it was a the time. My mother in law takes me to my appointments because ... [snip!] ... Let alone I think he's pratically afraid of me, he flinches and jumps everytime I touch him or raise my hand .>_<”

a grown man should know better then to take candy from a pregnant women. what was he thinking. that's like climbing over the railing of the lion in closer at the zoo. You should just know better.    

I also like the i ate him think.

Quoting Punkerella:“ lol...I've soo had those ..I'm a huge fat cow freak outs !! Oddly enough my hubby and I watched Knocked ... [snip!] ... out my belly after we watched it and said something like..he he this is what I would look like pregnant...little did I know...”

lolol. . .
im banned from watching Knocked Up. . .
But its not my fault all those little insecurities that i feel but dont tell him about she talked about and then I dont know, i just started crying. . .
The emotions suck. . my mom, dad, sis and bro all pick on me when i go to my parents on Sundays. . they think its funny that I cry at the drop of a dime.

Well, I don't know how funny this is but I thought it was really cute...

We just found out I'm 9 weeks pregnant a few weeksago. My boyfriend's twin daughters were thrilled. They immediatly started trying to come up with names. Rachael has decided it is going to be a boy and a girl (more twins....eeek) and has decreed that the girl's name will be Ballet and the boy's name will be Race Car.
HAHAHA The funny thing was how dead serious she was.

Quoting doodleboo:“ Well, I don't know how funny this is but I thought it was really cute... We just found out I'm 9 weeks ... [snip!] ... that the girl's name will be Ballet and the boy's name will be Race Car. HAHAHA The funny thing was how dead serious she was.”

my niece said i should name the baby Ariel. she names all her dolls and toys Ariel. But i think Race Car could really take the boy places in life. you should think about it !