re: funny/shocking/frustrating pregnancy stories

i dont relay think this has much to do with me being pregnant but is funnny least i think lol... i was in a realy deep sleep the other day and was dreaming i was on the toilet and i was going poop... so in my sleep thinking i was on a toilet i beared down and pushed well needless to say i felt something hot and wet in my ass aparently i had crapped my pants well this suddenly woke me up and my boyfriend was laying next to me watching tv and i pop up out of a deep sleep and said i just shit myself. damn it... he looked at me with the funniest look on his face and just said wow... it realy sucked but after showerng and all that good stuff it was a pretty funny story......and no i didnt get any on the bed it was just a little but enough to be realy nasty... and aparently i had some kind of 24 hour stomach flew a couple immodiums and i was alll set lol.... it happens lol

Quoting sHaNnOn (GuErA)):“ THIS IS ALIL WIERD BUT PROBABLY NATURAL.. I HOPE ...LOL... BUT ALMOST EVERYTIME I SNEEZE... I KINDA PEE...LOL.... ... [snip!] ... I SNEEZE... I KINDA PEE...LOL.... I HATE IT. BUT NOW WHEN I DO SNEEZE MY LIL SISTA TELLS ME " EWWWWW.... U PEED RIGHT NOW HUH?"”

yes very normal i have to wear pantie liners and the thing that realy sucked is with the morning sickness id be throwing up and peeing my pants at the same time. like that realy sux... so my 4 year old daughter walks into the bathroom while im puttin my pantie liner on and says mommy why are you wearing a diaper are you a baby lol....

my sweet little daughter is 4 and her name is Becky... she is so excited for her little brother to be born shes always asking if hes comming home yet..., well we had a baby shower a few days ago and i told my little girl that we were going to a party for the baby and she say oh momma is he going to sit next to me on the way home is he going to come out now its so cute... lol she asked me the other day mommy is the baby comfy in there i said yes he is then she asked does he have a blanket in there it was so cute so i told her yes then she says does he have a pillow too. i was like yes honey he does... there is a blanket a pillow and a baby in my tummy thats why mommys belly is so big , she hugged my tummy and said i love the baby so much ... she is such a cutie and how the cute things little kids will say can make you smile no matter how down you may be.... i love kids cant wait to seee my baby son

Quoting beckysmom:“ i dont relay think this has much to do with me being pregnant but is funnny least i think lol... i was ... [snip!] ... nasty... and aparently i had some kind of 24 hour stomach flew a couple immodiums and i was alll set lol.... it happens lol ”

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo

My downstairs neighbor has two little girls, 5 years old and 1 and a half. I went downstairs one day and the kids were playing on the porch, and the 5 year old told her mother, "She's having a baby, but not today." The mother asked if it was a boy or a girl. I told her it was a girl, and the 5-year-old pointed to her sister and said, "Like her?" I said, yes, and like you too! She always "hugs the baby" when she sees me.

So a few days later, my husband and I were coming back up onto the porch to come inside and the kids were outside again, and she told my husband, "She's going to have a baby and it's a girl baby, just like her!" And pointed to her sister again. My husband said, yes, and like you! But she said, "No, she's going to have a BABY. I'm a little girl."

OKay so last year My family and I were having a Mothers Day cook out by the pool. I was sitting in a chair holding my 2 daughter i had just put some of those Little Swimmers diapers on her and i feel this wetness on me and those diapers don't hold moisture so i automatically assumed that she peed on me. So i got to checking her and i was WRONG! it was coming out of me!! So my husband rushed me to the hospital thinking my water broke and that i was going into early labor. After we got the and they checked me out It wasn't my water!! The baby had kicked my blatter and made me pee on MYSELF!! I was so embarrassed to tell my family it was horrible! LOL

Quoting meridian:“ My downstairs neighbor has two little girls, 5 years old and 1 and a half. I went downstairs one day ... [snip!] ... to her sister again. My husband said, yes, and like you! But she said, "No, she's going to have a BABY. I'm a little girl."”

Thats adorable. I really want to have another baby while my first is young enough to say silly things like that.

I'm sure there are a few others who have had this...
I'm four months along and so far I've peed my pants twice, thankfully both times I was at home and not in a public place. *Knock on wood!* haha.

And just last night I had my best experience yet... I was asleep and dreaming about going pee... Well I wake up to a warm feeling all over my legs and bed... I peed my bed. =[ My boyfriend was asleep next to me and I was trying to wake him up so I could take off the sheets and stuff, poor thing was so confused when I was trying to explain to him that I went pee on our bed. haha. On top of that, I put my sheets in the washer right after it happened and this morning [we live with my parents] my parents were asking me why did they find my sheets in the washer. lol. I had to explain it to them and they just laughed at me. =[

Good pregnant times. =]

Quoting Mara:“ Alright, so I'm the artist for all those cartoons in the pregnancy calendar, and as you can see, I'm ... [snip!] ... I decide to use your story as inspiration for one of the missing cartoons. THANK YOU so much for your help!!! Cheers, Mara”

well not sure if this fits in the pregnancy catagory, but this is a funny story about post pregnancy and breatfeeding. acouple weeks after i gave birth to my first born son, i was breatfeeding him and as usually would wear those silly pads that slipp into your bra so you dont leak. so one day i was at target with a friend and as i was approuching the checkout lane i felt some wettness from my boob and low and behold, my breastfeeing pad had escaped and did a disappearing act. i was horrified and as i went to turn and look around me in shock, this male who had to be 16-17 came up to me holding my breastfeeing pad and said mam i think you dropped something. right at that moment i think it hit him, that he was holding what had dropped out of my bra and he hurried and gave it to me and pretty much ran from me in embarrisment..My friend with her mouth pretty much dropped to the floor and said "well i dont know who looked more embarrised, you or the poor kid"

I thought some of the ideas the ladies are posting here are comical.
http://forum.baby-gaga.com/about224835.html#3518975

Quoting LauraElaine:“ I'm sure there are a few others who have had this... I'm four months along and so far I've peed my pants ... [snip!] ... they find my sheets in the washer. lol. I had to explain it to them and they just laughed at me. =[ Good pregnant times. =]”

Oh crap, that makes me nervous! I had a VERY detailed dream last night about trying to pee (there was more to it of course) but I just couldn't b/c I was in public. It felt SO real...and I think I should be VERY glad that I got stage fright b/c now I have no doubt I would've peed the bed.wow..

Quoting sHaNnOn (GuErA)):“ THIS IS ALIL WIERD BUT PROBABLY NATURAL.. I HOPE ...LOL... BUT ALMOST EVERYTIME I SNEEZE... I KINDA PEE...LOL.... ... [snip!] ... I SNEEZE... I KINDA PEE...LOL.... I HATE IT. BUT NOW WHEN I DO SNEEZE MY LIL SISTA TELLS ME " EWWWWW.... U PEED RIGHT NOW HUH?"”

lmfaoo Omg this happened to my sister its halarious.


I have one...me and my sister are both pregnant at the same time shes smaller and its her first well the funny thing is were very known...but you couldnt tell I was pregnant, guys start making all thi noise an all this funny stuff and we stood up were like can you not tell were pregnant? The guys like Okay I'll make a deal wen yall give birth coome back and I'll make another one with yall. =x

Quoting LoveforJRB:“ Oh crap, that makes me nervous! I had a VERY detailed dream last night about trying to pee (there was ... [snip!] ... felt SO real...and I think I should be VERY glad that I got stage fright b/c now I have no doubt I would've peed the bed.wow..”

Lucky you! =]
haha. I wish my dream was somewhere public but I was dreaming that I was in my bathroom so it all just came out. =/
lol.

Quoting Joel's mum:“ I thought some of the ideas the ladies are posting here are comical. http://forum.baby-gaga.com/about224835.html#3518975”

well there supposed to be comical thats why its in funny and shocking storys
silly lol...

Quoting Its Eh-Lei:“ lmfaoo Omg this happened to my sister its halarious. I have one...me and my sister are both pregnant ... [snip!] ... tell were pregnant? The guys like Okay I'll make a deal wen yall give birth coome back and I'll make another one with yall. =x”

probably cuz your only about 8 weeks pregnant and if you were showing by then, then id be scared your gonna have a huge baby lol either that or there is more then one in there