re: funny/shocking/frustrating pregnancy stories

Quoting Cindy McLean:“ Funny and or shocking! When I had my Sara, she was an anxious one! I was in labor, I had everyone in ... [snip!] ... on my pelvis! So after months of her kicking my ribs and boy o boy bruising them, she was born with a knot on her head ! Cindy”

My husband and I thought your little story was cute and funny. Poor wee one.

I have to admit the most hilarious moment in my husband and I's sex life..

We were in the middle of it and I've had the most horrendous morning sickness that he takes it when he can get it...well right in the middle of it all he didn't move fast enough and i threw up all up and down his chest and not to mention the fact that whenever I heaved too hard I started to pee. Needless to say he knows to duck and roll when I get that funny look on my face.

Quoting shortygrrl059:“ I have to admit the most hilarious moment in my husband and I's sex life.. We were in the middle of ... [snip!] ... whenever I heaved too hard I started to pee. Needless to say he knows to duck and roll when I get that funny look on my face.”

Ohh Myy Godddd! How hilarious is that? Does he at least laugh about it now?

Quoting TreeTop [Team Pink]:“ Ohh Myy Godddd! How hilarious is that? Does he at least laugh about it now?”

Oh yes...he laughs but its still our current greatest moment in history.

i was in labour with my second baby and really needed to push but my waters hadnt broke-well the midwife said if you feel like pushing just do it........so i did- and my waters burst all over her and my partner!! even with all the pain of contractions i could nt help laughing!

This is one of those that looking back we should have known...After a long debating process my (now) husband and I decided to elope. It was very nice and intimate which is wonderful since we are both kinda shy. We had decided to have a small wedding celebration reception when we got home for immediate family and some close friends. One of my dad's closet friend was there with his wife and child who was 4, and he came up and asked "So, are you gonna have a baby now?" which is Mom explained is his natural response after people get married. Of course we were all in hystrics, butonly me and my hubby knew tha twe had decided to "let nature take its course". Well, about 3 weeks later I took a home pregnancy test and guess what....At our first prenatal appt they set the estimated conception date which was the morning of the day of the reception. So I guess by getting rid ofsome stress, I gained a baby!

i was so totally embarrased. I was with my sister and her fiance driving to dwane reed (or however its spelt). As we got out of the car there is this guy sitting in his with his window wide open. I swear i went to the bathroom right before they picked me up which was about 4 minutes before we pulled into the parking lot. Well i stand up shut the door, take one step and sneeze. . . My immediate response was "SH*T I PISSED MYSELF!!!"
  <<< i REALLY made that face. . .
I was so embarrased. . . The guy in the car just kind of looked at me wierd, my sister walked away quickly, and her fiance, the sport he is was like its okay i have a towel in the car you can sit on.
It was the beginning of my day. As soon as I got to my parents i threw my bottoms and undies in with the rest of my laundry, took a pair of my sisters sweats and had to go comando the rest of the day.
I just don't know where it all came from . . .And it was all warm down my leg. . ugh!!!! 

 blessings

This isn't a funny story, but a frustrating one. lol

I'm 27 weeks pregnant, and before I was pregnant I was a 36 C. Then a couple months into the letter I went to a D.

Then a DD

Then a DDD

and now I'm too big for a triple DDD bra and I'm sick of having to buy bras.

When I was just a D, I loved it, but now at 27 weeks the back pain is awful and I never thought I'd have boobs this big! Although they don't seem that big because my belly sticks out so far. LOL

And I swear, there is no bra that can support my massive rack! ARGH! LOL

Quoting Twiggygal:“ This isn't a funny story, but a frustrating one. lol I'm 27 weeks pregnant, and before I was pregnant ... [snip!] ... that big because my belly sticks out so far. LOL And I swear, there is no bra that can support my massive rack! ARGH! LOL”

Sorry for your luck! I've had D boobs since I was almost 15 (now at 17 DD) & haven't had any back problems (so far) & they haven't grown any well... not enough to go get a new bra... (yet).

Quoting Danie [7.6.08]:“ Sorry for your luck! I've had D boobs since I was almost 15 (now at 17 DD) & haven't had any back problems (so far) & they haven't grown any well... not enough to go get a new bra... (yet).”

You are dang LUCKY! LOL I really hate having big boobs now. I don't know how all those women with implants don't have back problems when they go past a double D. Argh.

I don't know why they're growing so much because I've only put on about 12 pounds the entire pregnancy.

Quoting Twiggygal:“ You are dang LUCKY! LOL I really hate having big boobs now. I don't know how all those women with ... [snip!] ... D. Argh. I don't know why they're growing so much because I've only put on about 12 pounds the entire pregnancy. ”

12 pounds is all? I say it's all in the boobs then!

I can't see why anyone would get implants... having big boobs & seeing how hard it is with them... I would never pay thousands to get them done.

Quoting Danie [7.6.08]:“ 12 pounds is all? I say it's all in the boobs then! I can't see why anyone would get implants... ... [snip!] ... would get implants... having big boobs & seeing how hard it is with them... I would never pay thousands to get them done.”

amen

LOl i just read the squirting boobs one and it reminded me of an incident with my sister. my 19 yr old sister and i were preggo at the same time but this was my second and her first. she had the whole horror story syndrome about everything to do with pregnacy including leaking milk. well i had just given birth to my daughter and waS BREAST FEEDING. aMY HAD HEARD HORROR STORIES OF WOMEN THAT COULD SQUIRT MILK ACROSS THE ROOM AND ALL THAT. WELL THINKIGN I WAS GOING TO PROVE HER WRONG RIGHT BEFORE I BEGAN FEEDING MY DAUGHTER I CALLED HER in my room and was proceeding to tell her that squirting milk across the room wasnt always the case. well i squeezed to show her and the one and only time. i shot milk across the room (RIGHT INTO HER EYE) we about died laughing!

-sorry for the caps.

I dont know what this would be categorized as but here it goes.

I was probably 24 weeks pregnant with my Twins and I looked about 35 weeks along. I was checking out at the grocery store and I had my almost 6 year old and almost 2 year old with me. She asked if I was ready to have my baby and was it going to be soon. I said no and that I was carrying twins.. She sat there a minute and then said "Well Honey you better get your tubes tied." I sat that my mouth had dropped open and I just said well I dont know if we are ready to do that at this point. She said "Well you better do something!" I just decided this was the point that I should just leave the store.

Who says things like that?? Its amazing what comes out of people's mouths when you are pregnant.

I dont know how many OH MY GODS!! I have heard because of how big I am. When I was 16 weeks I was down a disney world and one lady said that she didnt know how I was walking around Disney world being pregnant full term!! It is so crazy!!