What's the nicest/cutest/funniest thing your kids have said

We all know kids say the funniest and cutest of things at times was just wondering what is the cutest/nicest/funniest things they have said!!! My eldest boy said today "you know mum you are the bestest mum in the whole world" and gave me his toy gold medal and put it around my neck.....awwwwww and my 2 yr old cant say the word "love" instead he says "beep" i dont know why!!! so at bedtime he says "night night, mummy beep" (as in - "love you mummy") i love it... oh i could go on forever but when my 2yr old was born, my eldest boy who was 5 at the time, came with his nana to see his new baby brother just after he was born, and as soon as he walked in the room and saw me holding the baby, he cried his eyes out, (with happiness) which then made me cry, my mum cry and daddy cry....it was THE sweetest moment ever....he was so so so happy to see his brother atlast and he wouldnt let go of him for days.....now they fight like cat and dog!! haha

I dont have a baby yet But my little sister man i am crying thinking about this On my wedding day my real dad didnt show up So she came up to me with tears in her eyes and said sissy you can have my daddy too i know he loves you as much as that other guy does

What a great post!

My nephew would tell me, when he was about 3 (isn't that THE best age?) "Aunt Tracey, I love you" and then I would ask him how much... and he would say "I love you as much as the world is big"... Gah I love that kid.

Also, when my nephew was about 3 he somehow got ahold of a knife ??? and took it to my dads BRAND NEW leather chair. When we saw it and asked him what happened, he replied "a dangerous got it".

My son is 2 1/2 and has a speech delay. He doesn't say very much AT ALL. Well the other night he was going to bed. I was at his door and I said, 'I love you'. He walked up...goes "MWWWWAH (blows a kiss)" and said 'love you', turned off the light, and went and laid down! Awww! It was too cute!

Also, the other day I was watching one of the 'baby shows' on TLC or Discovery and there was a little girl, around 4, that was going to see her sister for the first time. She was carrying a blanket and said 'I bringing this to my sister because I don't play with it anymore'. Then she seen her sister through the window, smiled, and said thoughtfully to her dad 'And I won't even through her behind the couch!'. ....lmao! Like she had been seriously debating it for a while.

Oh! And our friends little girl was always saying funny stuff. She pronounced her 'ch' sounds like 'sh' for quite a while. Well her father was watching Van Helsing (Vampire movie) and these vampires swooped down to get a 'victim' and she was walking by. She looked at her dad and said 'Look daddy! Those monsters are eating that guy like 'shittin' nuggets!' BWA HA HA!

My youngest nephew is 3 and is the sweetest little boy ever....I wore a dress over to my parents house the other day and he looked at me and said "Mimi you look like a princess" and I was like "Deven that's so sweet" and he said "Dance with me Mimi" It was the sweetest thing ever....He's my little monkey....I wish I could make him mine....

Quoting ~*Tasha*~:“ My son is 2 1/2 and has a speech delay. He doesn't say very much AT ALL. Well the other night he was ... [snip!] ... walking by. She looked at her dad and said 'Look daddy! Those monsters are eating that guy like 'shittin' nuggets!' BWA HA HA!”

Aww your son sounds sooo cute...my 2yr old has only just started saying proper words, before it was baby talk, so everytime he says a new word i go happy crazy jumping around, he must think im mad....! soooo funny about the nuggets....a classic!!!

i love ur avi i luv fairies!!!!

well it wasnt my daughter that said it but the gurl i babysit for.....her parents arent the greatest so she LOVES coming over to my house. well they sent her to her grandma's for almost 3 weeks this summer. everyday when she 1st gets dropped off at my house i always have maury on (becuz i have loved that show since my teens lol, i never outgrew it). so the 1st day she came back she looks at me and says "I watched Maury every single day i was gone because that was all i had to remind me of u" I was like awww that is the sweetest thing anybody has ever said to me. LOL and then i felt bad because an 8 yr old was watching maury because of me  

My four year old had a scratch test at an allergist. He was really cooperative. When the test was over, I tried putting his shirt back on and he protested, worried that the test wasn't over. He said "No mommy, my shirt will ruin it up!"

Quoting ~*Tasha*~:“ My son is 2 1/2 and has a speech delay. He doesn't say very much AT ALL. Well the other night he was ... [snip!] ... walking by. She looked at her dad and said 'Look daddy! Those monsters are eating that guy like 'shittin' nuggets!' BWA HA HA!”

LMAO shittin nuggets is hilarious, so is the TLC story.

Does anybody remember that show with Bill Cosby Kids Say the Darndest Things? I wonder if they have clips on You Tube? that show was so cute  

I was babysitting this one time for my sister's friend's baby (lol... that's complicated!). My sister's name is Melissa, and the baby-2 year old- is Halle (like halle berry). Any way... I wasplaying with Halle outside, piggy back rides, ring around the rosie, "I'm.. gonna.. get you!!!" silly stuff to get her to laugh. I had her on my shoulders and she farted!!!! haha and I said, "halle!!" and she said, "Balissa?!" Accusing my ssiter of doing it.
It was so gross/funny/cute

My 3 year old son has a lot of skin issues ... eczema hives and he has been dealing with infections that have led to referrals to a dermotologist and an allergist .... so exciting . But in the meantime dr has prescribed moisture moisture moisture to keep the skin from drying out .. preventing itchiness. So lately after his bath when its time to apply moisturizer Jacob will get upset ( he is simply frustrated with all this already) and say " MOMMMM nooooo Im just a booooyyyyyy!!!!!!" ,,,, I have no idea where this came from but the first time i heard him say it I couldnt help but laugh .... he is such a trooper lol

My DD is 4... she must think that she had another life before this one - she will always say..
"When I was a...." and then proceed to tell a story about how she was a [insert anything here]....

We were reading this book from some books my aunts had when they were kids, from the 70's and it was about Barn Owls.

She goes "Oh man, when I was a barn owl - I never ate mice - that's just nasty." LoL

This isn't really about what my 3 yr old son said but what he did. I was really upset and crying and he came up to me and sad and put his hand on my arm saying "Mommy" He was worried about me and he kept giving me hugs too. He's such a sweet little boy... most of the time, lol

Ashley, my 8 year old was watching tv the other day and there was a commercial for for an all natural sleeping pill. She told me to come look and said "Mom you should order that, you won't be so cranky". hehe

I was having dinner with my boyfriend, and step-daughter, Eva (who was 6 at the time) a while back. I burped, loudly, and Eva looked at me, patted me on the arm in a reassuring sort of way and told me "its ok, your still pretty". I cracked up, I think thats one of the funniest things I've ever heard