re: What's the nicest/cutest/funniest thing your kids have said

So here we are again with Jacob and the skin issues ... the other day i said to him ... ok Jacob time for lotion ... he goes ... " noooo mom ... not moisture!!!" ... All he ever hears is Moisture moisture moisture haha... he is so cute

MY SON JUST TURNED 4 & THE OTHER DAY WHILE I WAS AT WORK HE TOLD MY SISTER WHO WATCHES HIM "WHEN I GROW UP I AM GOING 2 MARRY MY MOMMY. AND I AM GOING 2 WORK REALLY HARD AT 2 JOBS BEING A FIREFIGHTER AND A VETRINARIAN & GIVE MOMMY EVERYTHING" IT WAS SO CUTE!!!!!!!
I EXPLAINED THAT FAMILIES CAN'T MARRY EACH OTHER & HE WAS LIKE OOOOOOH.

I brought my Mother's Chihiuaha back to B.C. with me from Alaska when she passed on... in no time he was part of the family, and Rocky stole everyone's heart.Braedyn insisted on him sleeping with him at bedtime, and although Rocky would have rather hung out on the couch with myself and hubby, (right between us, so that no funny business happened) he'd go to bed with Braedyn, and stay there until he was sure he was asleep before coming back to join us in the living room.
Rocky got hit by a car... it was devastating to all of us. I made a cross and had the kids paint it. (they selected cherry red,  ) We buried himin the back field under a walnut tree,and scattered marigolds... and on the walk back, Braedyn said something so meaningful I could barely choke back my tears.

"Mom?" he said quietly, "How long did we have Rocky?" "Hmm. Two years almost to the day." I responded.
He paused and though for a moment, and then said, "Well, ya know, that's two years of love he never would have had, 'cause they would have put him down if you didn't bring him back..."
I'm close to tears just thinking about it.

OMG i just had a funny ..... my 7 year old daughter just lost a tooth this evening .. it was pretty messy as she accidentally knocked it out with her hand as she was adjusting herself on my bed.... so shes got it in a baggie and prepped to stick it under the pillow and im inspecting it for cavities ... cos she knows the tooth fairy doesnt take teeth with cavities . Soooo I said " theres flouride stains on this tooth " and Hannah all casual goes... " oh ya ... thats cos it fell on the floor " .... I chuckled and said " oh Hannah ... your too cute "

I just went sky diving this past Saturday and my son who's about to be 6 on the 14th said to me in the car ride there..." Be safe mama and have fun, okay?"....lmao...What could I say? I was like "okay baby"..lol


They are too grown these days!

My daughter (5yo) always says the funniest/sweetest things. Today I went school shopping and brought them home, going through the first bag most of it was her brothers. She says "did you buy me any shirts or what GIRL"? Her latest thing is "You didnt see that coming did ya?"

Quoting Soon2Bmomto3:“ My daughter (5yo) always says the funniest/sweetest things. Today I went school shopping and brought ... [snip!] ... it was her brothers. She says "did you buy me any shirts or what GIRL"? Her latest thing is "You didnt see that coming did ya?"”

Haha..your 's sounds like mine. She's 4 going on thirteen. She's always cracking me up with the way she talks so when I laugh she puts her hand on her hip and say's, "I'm serious mommy. I'm serious."..with just a hint of attitude in there..lol

My little boy, whos 3, calls corndogs > doo-doo biscuits. I dont know why. And tells me "Ma, I eat doo-doo biscuits". Its SO funny, I ask if they are good, he says "YA!"

When my daughter (who's 10) was little, she said whatever popped into her head. It was usually embarassing. One time i was at the post office and this very large man was infront of us checking his mail. He had on grey track pants. When he bent over, you couldn't help but see his "plumber butt". The first thing that popped into my head was "Oh Good God, what is she going to say". I grabbed her hand and kinda squeezed, praying she wouldn't notice. She starts tugging on my hand and pointing saying "momma, momma". I squeeze harder. "Momma, look"....more squeezing and a glare. "Momma, he looks like Papa. He has a plumber butt"!! (FIL is a plumber, we tease him about having a plumber butt...his crack showing, LMAO)
I forgot about the mail and marched out of the post office!!!
Another time, we were walking down the street and I noticed a woman in a wheelchair coming. I was holding Nikki's hand, but when the lady got close to us, she wiggled free and walked up to the lady. I was scared, lol. Nikki put her hand on the lady's leg, looked her deep in the eyes and asked "Are you alright, miss"? OMG, I almost cried. It was so cute.The lady took her hand and smiled and said "I'm fine sweetie, thank you for asking". Then the lady praised me for the great job I was doing raising her to be conscious of others.

Quoting ducky:“ When my daughter (who's 10) was little, she said whatever popped into her head. It was usually embarassing. ... [snip!] ... sweetie, thank you for asking". Then the lady praised me for the great job I was doing raising her to be conscious of others.”

Ohhh she is just soooo sweet, bless her heart for saying that to the lady, how sweet....(not about the plumber butt.....LMAO so funny!!) kids are just honest and sometimes it makes us cringe....lol bless them!

Just yesterday My family and I were at my aunts house hanging out outside and there was a bucket full of water. My son was trying to pour it out and when I told him no he said "I clean dirt, it dirty" lol such a funny kid.