Butt Dust

posted 24th Jul

What is Butt Dust?

What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it!
These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a
while he asked, "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold
milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so
old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you
must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much that
when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain
to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it
was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with
wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give
me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked, "How much do I
cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in
a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad, "Why is he
whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what
was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed
when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read, "The man named
Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked
back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked, "What happened to the
flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled
woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why
doesn't your skin fit your face?

One sermon will never forgetten by this man. "Dear Lord," the minister began,
with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned
face. "Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued but at that
moment the man's very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over and
asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Dad, what
is butt dust

**Butt Dust**

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