Eww...Gross! (TMI!)

I just got pooped on...Yuck. So here's the story.

Ella has been so cranky today, and I just couldnt figure out why. So I decided I would take her temperature, and we all know that at this age, rectal is best.

I know that they say that if your baby is having a hard time pooping that this is a helpful remedy. Yeah, I found out that's true! She is normally a very gassy baby, so when she let out a tiny gas, I wasnt so surprised. I hurried up and pulled it out just in case something else would follow and got the diaper back up on her. Well, after a minute nothing else came out so I continued taking the temp. Another little gas. I pulled out the thermometer quickly, but apparently not quick enough! There was literally a pop! It was like there was some hard poop that was almost like a plug and as soon as she passed that, all this runny disgusting poop flew out! Oh my gosh it was so gross! It all happened so fast, it startled me, so I screamed. All the while, poop running everywhere. There was no time to get the diaper on, the damage was already done. On me, on the carpet, on the blanket, everwhere. She is just looking at me like "what?". Ugh. So I get the diaper back up there finally before push two begins, and of course we roll now, so she is getting out of it and making the situation much much worse.

Well, needless to say, I had to clean the carpet, do a load of laundry, and get the little booger in the bath early tonight. She is just as happy as can be now. Maybe her belly hurt. We will never know. But I bet after that, it sure doesnt anymore. Thanks for listening, and feel free to share yourgettingpooped on stories!

lol haha sorry i had to laugh it was funny

lily hasn't pooped on me but she did on her daddy, he screamed like a little girl. boy was like laughing at that too! i was giggleing and said "i got poo on me" and he said "this is not the time for that get out of here" i was still laughing ha lol

Quoting MommaOfAngels:“ I just got pooped on...Yuck. So here's the story. Ella has been so cranky today, and I just couldnt ... [snip!] ... know. But I bet after that, it sure doesnt anymore. Thanks for listening, and feel free to share yourgettingpooped on stories!”

LOL, ya one time my hubby was changing Ayden and it was literally like a rocket. It like shot in mid air and landed on Chris' hand. It was pretty hilarious!

Haha...I knew I wasnt the only one.

I dont know if you girls listen to country music or not, but my husband just said "it reminds me of that song 'You're Gonna Miss This'.." haha.

Quoting MommaOfAngels:“ I just got pooped on...Yuck. So here's the story. Ella has been so cranky today, and I just couldnt ... [snip!] ... know. But I bet after that, it sure doesnt anymore. Thanks for listening, and feel free to share yourgettingpooped on stories!”

haha I was changing my daughters diaper she was still pretty new maybe a mnth or 2 and I pulled her legs up to stick the diaper under her and it came out super powerful like in a straight line right on me it shot out like her butt was a hose lol! ya it was gross

Quoting Married Mama:“ haha I was changing my daughters diaper she was still pretty new maybe a mnth or 2 and I pulled her legs ... [snip!] ... and it came out super powerful like in a straight line right on me it shot out like her butt was a hose lol! ya it was gross”

haha, yep, thats pretty much what it was like with her too. Gross. I guess since Ive never actually seen it happen, I didnt realize it worked that way! lol

Quoting MommaOfAngels:“ haha, yep, thats pretty much what it was like with her too. Gross. I guess since Ive never actually seen it happen, I didnt realize it worked that way! lol”

ya me either!! needless to say I learned to put the diaper back on asap!