Funny question

i just wanted to tell ya'll that kids say the cutest things that make you laugh your ass off. I went to my 1st doctors appoinment the other day and my son, not knowing where babies come from, asked me if i was going to get a baby from the doctors office.... lol i told him no, then he asks how's the baby going to come out my tummy then lol. i thought it was cute. just sharing then many things that kids say.... what about yours?

for the longest time my oldest son thought his sister was going to come out of my butt

my daughter loves the idea of breast feeding. she is 3. she has seen me feed my son and she thinks it is the coolest thing even though she is so angry that she can't get anything to come out of hers when she sneaks the breast pump and tries.
but anyway my sister was pretending like she was going to take my son home and my daughter got upset. later she said to me "you know rachel couldn't take nickolas b/c he would starve b/c she doesn't have any boobies to feed him with" i laughed so hard b/c my sister is pretty flat chested and it was funny for my daughter to notice. the next time she saw my sister she must have been wearing a padded bra b/c my daughter later said "it's okay nickolas can stay with rachel now she grew some boobies". i have explained the breast feeding thing to her many times but she just can't get it in her 3 year old mind. lol

Quoting A♥E:“ for the longest time my oldest son thought his sister was going to come out of my butt”

lol thats so funny

Quoting cassondrahumphrey:“ my daughter loves the idea of breast feeding. she is 3. she has seen me feed my son and she thinks it ... [snip!] ... boobies". i have explained the breast feeding thing to her many times but she just can't get it in her 3 year old mind. lol”

see kids say the darnest things and at the wrong time lol

Lol it may sound bad but my cousin's son is 7 and is mixed, well, they live in a very rural area in Oklahoma where the community is predominantly white...So he and my parents were riding in the car one day and he looked over into a field of black and white cows and asked if they were taking him to live with the cows since he was black and white too! Bless his heart it was sad, but kinda funny at the same time... poor kid also calls my dads balck and white lab his little brother... lol

Quoting cassondrahumphrey:“ my daughter loves the idea of breast feeding. she is 3. she has seen me feed my son and she thinks it ... [snip!] ... boobies". i have explained the breast feeding thing to her many times but she just can't get it in her 3 year old mind. lol”

hahaha!! That is sooo funny!! I guess a lot of little kids end up with an odd fascination for breastfeeding or something, lol, my best friend has a pic of her 3 year old son with a breastpump to his chest... lol!!!

Quoting *Aidan's Adoring Mommy*:“ hahaha!! That is sooo funny!! Iguess a lot oflittle kids end up with an odd fascination for breastfeeding ... [snip!] ... for breastfeeding or something, lol, my best friend has a pic of her 3 year old son with a breastpump to his chest... lol!!!”

lol my son is going to go crazy when i start bfing... i didnt do it with him, but i am this time. i know he's gonna tell people i put my boob in the baby's mouth

Quoting Marie Amor:“ lol my son is going to go crazy when i start bfing... i didnt do it with him, but i am this time. i know he's gonna tell people i put my boob in the baby's mouth”

lol aww, those will be memorable moments... lol!!

lol let me tell you what he did at my 1st doc's visit. i let him take a pb&j sandwich with him since it was so early in the morning. even though you're not suppose to have food in there, no one was around. my bf watched him while i went back for my ob to examine me i thought everything would be cool. when i came out, my bf was mad and my son was look quite guilty. he said the my son said that he was done with his sandwich. but my bf happened to look at the couch and found that my son stuffed his sandwhich in the corner of the couch. even though he told my bf that he was finished. bread and peanut butter everywhere. i asked my son why would he do that and he said that he couldn't find a trash can lol. i laughed my ass off and got the hell outta there.

Quoting Marie Amor:“ lol let me tell you what he did at my 1st doc's visit. i let him take a pb&j sandwich with him since ... [snip!] ... son why would he do that and he said that he couldn't find a trash can lol. i laughed my ass off and got the hell outta there.”

lol!! Thats actually really cute!! haha how can anyone be mad at that?? lol, I told my hubby just to wait until the day Aidan stuffs a have sucked onlollipop into the couch, or hides his spaghetti-os under the bed because he's "saving them for later" lol... that or feeding everything on his highchair tray to the dog... fun times up ahead...

When my niece was about 3 we took her to a cafe for lunch. She was getting really fussy and wanting to play so to keep her quiet I gave her a packet of ketchup to play with. On the table next to us was a really upper class "snooty" couple with a teenage son. They were constantly talking about how much they earn and the number of houses they have etc.

Next thing i know i hear my niece say "Uh Oh". She had squeezed the ketchup so hard the packet had burst. I looked over at the other table and the teenage son was covered head to waist in tomato ketchup. The whole family was just sat there in stunned silence. My whole body was shaking cos i was trying to keep the laughter in. My mother hurridly apologised and offered to pay for his clothes to be cleaned but the family refused. We left the cafe and all of us just burst out laughing for about an hour. I damn near peed my pants

My niece is now 14 and we love embarrasing her with this story lol