re: BG Gangs

You guys can't rap...ya'll are losers!

I'm G to the gizzle, E to the Ezzle, L to the lizzo!

Im straight up gangster, yo! lol. This how we do in my hood.

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Holyhell that pic is disturbing.    

haahha

Quoting I ♥ My Princess:“ Im straight up gangster, yo! lol. This how we do in my hood. ”

hey you found a pic of my girlfriend. she's the one in the red

I'm not in a gang.

I'm far too spiritual of a person. HOWEVER, I did start a new Religion.

It's called, "Kristyanity". It's basically where I find a bunch of a followers, they all worship me and sometimes we sacrifice small chickens and/or children when chickens are hard to come by.

Sometimes I make my "special" kool-aid and make certain followers drink it. But I never do. Then I find more followers who are cooler and have special talents, like making delicious treats for me to eat.

Quoting KRISTYlynne ♥:“ I'm not in a gang. I'm far too spiritual of a person. HOWEVER, I did start a new Religion. It's called, ... [snip!] ... But I never do. Then I find more followers who are cooler and have special talents, like making delicious treats for me to eat.”

I would like to be a Kristyan. What do I have to do to join?

Quoting Pirate Tink *G*I*G*:“ I would like to be a Kristyan. What do I have to do to join?”

It's actually quite an easy process.
You just have to accept me as your Savior and Leader, promise to write a chapter about your undying love for me and how you'd follow me into the abyss if I told you to, and attend all the gatherings I hold.

Oh. And Rice Krispies. That actually has nothing to do with whether you get in or not.. but it might boost your standings amongst the followers.

Quoting KRISTYlynne ♥:“ It's actually quite an easy process. You just have to accept me as your Savior and Leader, promise ... [snip!] ... That actually has nothing to do with whether you get in or not.. but it might boost your standings amongst the followers.”

Can I write the Gospel of Corrie in which I tell the tales of our travels and your miracles?

Quoting Pirate Tink *G*I*G*:“ Can I write the Gospel of Corrie in which I tell the tales of our travels and your miracles?”

That would be splendid!


I just need to find someone to write the chapter about how I turned Jager and Redbull into Jager Bombs now.

Oh, and one to write about how I turned 1lb of hamburger meat into Hamburger Helper.


My miracles knows no limits.

Quoting KRISTYlynne ♥:“ That would be splendid! I just need to find someone to write the chapter about how I turned Jager ... [snip!] ... Bombs now. Oh, and one to write about how I turned 1lb of hamburger meat into Hamburger Helper. My miracles knows no limits.”

I'm sure you can recruit more followers. After all...there have to be GOSPELS and not just one. We also need to come up with what your version of the end times will be. I can have my baby's dad go on an acid trip and have a vision of what the end of the world will be if you'd like.

Quoting Pirate Tink *G*I*G*:“ I'm sure you can recruit more followers. After all...there have to be GOSPELS and not just one. We also ... [snip!] ... will be. I can have my baby's dad go on an acid trip and have a vision of what the end of the world will be if you'd like.”

Hmmm.. I was actually thinking it's probably going to be a cross between the In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida video, an epic battle between the world and us, Something to do with spaceships, and 4 headless horsemen thrown in for good measure.

Yes. That feels right.

Quoting KRISTYlynne ♥:“ Hmmm.. I was actually thinking it's probably going to be a cross between the In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida video, ... [snip!] ... the world and us, Something to do with spaceships, and 4 headless horsemen thrown in for good measure. Yes. That feels right.”

i like the 4 horses. can we have johnny depp trying to figure out who the headless horsemen are? cuz that would be HOT

Quoting Pirate Tink *G*I*G*:“ i like the 4 horses. can we have johnny depp trying to figure out who the headless horsemen are? cuz that would be HOT”

Absolutely! I'm actually working on him being my celebrity promoter. Much like Tom Cruise is to Scienscarytology.

However, at least twice a week he has to rock the "Jack Sparrow" threads. Complete with eyeliner.