re: I just want a baby!!!

Quoting nvoytek:“ it must be a guy thing around here, all the guys say "bust a nut" when they mean they've cum. Anal Jizz is a bit more formal, but Ass Jizz sounds like the kid thats everyones friend!  ”

ive heard that too

Quoting EmmaGrace:“ ok, I've only heard "bust a nut" when someone has worked really hard. "I busted a nut studying for that test last night..." I've never heard it used to describe cumming. That's funny.”

lol, Id be worried if someone here said they busted a nut over studying.   I'd back away slowlyand say "Well, if thatswhat turns you on...."

i didn't read all of the posts on here but this was seriously an episode of boston legal. but instead of anal sex she gave him oral and saved it and got pregnant. he took her to court b/c he wanted her to get an abortion b/c he hadn't consented. but that is just tv obviously. i wonder if this is where your friend got the idea from?

i wouldn't put something from my butt into my vag.

god thats fucking gross and really dangerous. She could have given her vagina a bad infection.
And who lets a guy cum in their butt anyway? Isn't that just asking for diarrhea via a semen enema?

Quoting cassondrahumphrey:“ i didn't read all of the posts on here but this was seriously an episode of boston legal. but instead ... [snip!] ... an abortion b/c he hadn't consented. but that is just tv obviously. i wonder if this is where your friend got the idea from?”

Not my friend!!!! Lol, I just wanted to make that clear. I dont keep many psychos around. It was someone else who posted a thread about her friend. Anyways, on that episode did the father have to take responsibility for the child?

Quoting Orions Mommy:“ god thats fucking gross and really dangerous. She could have given her vagina a bad infection. And who lets a guy cum in their butt anyway? Isn't that just asking for diarrhea via a semen enema?”

AAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Oh shit. Semen enema.

"Mom, where did I come from?"

"Oh, honey...you are so special. You're what they call an ass baby. First, Daddy gave Mommy a semen enema, then mommy expelled the contents of her colon into a bucket. Then I got a turkey baster..."

(Child vomits)