re: I just want a baby!!!

yea i'm not exactly sure what my view is on this..that's just weird!

Quoting Sammie Jay©:“ So a while ago someone made a post about a friend of theirs that got herself pregnant after her and her ... [snip!] ... without his knowledge. -Apparently they were not having vaginal sex because the guy didnt want to risk her getting pregnant.”

So after he was done, did she go to the bathroom and fart in a cup or something? And then put his shit cum in her cooch???

lol, some people.......and yes, he should be responsible and take this as a lesson learned.

Quoting i'm not pregnant:“ So after he was done, did she go to the bathroom and fart in a cup or something? And then put his shit cum in her cooch???”

umm. Not sure how she did it.

Quoting i'm not pregnant:“ So after he was done, did she go to the bathroom and fart in a cup or something? And then put his shit cum in her cooch???”

Oh, shit...that was funny. And gross. But funny. lol

Quoting i'm not pregnant:“ So after he was done, did she go to the bathroom and fart in a cup or something? And then put his shit cum in her cooch???”

There's a lovely visual....

 

Quoting nvoytek:“ lol, some people.......and yes, he should be responsible and take this as a lesson learned.”

Yeah, don't jizz in somebody's asshole unless you're prepared to have her shit baby.

Quoting EmmaGrace:“ Yeah, don't jizz in somebody's asshole unless you're prepared to have her shit baby. ”

hee hee hee, I'm picturing a terd wrapped up in a swaddling blanket.

Quoting nvoytek:“ hee hee hee, I'm picturing a terd wrapped up in a swaddling blanket.”

In all seriousness, how'd you like to know that you were conceived in this way?

Quoting EmmaGrace:“ In all seriousness, how'd you like to know that you were conceived in this way?”

I gotta admit, if my mom said I was created from ass jizz, I just dont know if I could continue life.......lol. Id never look at my parents the same way again.

Quoting nvoytek:“ I gotta admit, if my mom said I was created from ass jizz, I just dont know if I could continue life.......lol. Id never look at my parents the same way again.”

"Ass Jizz." I think I'll name my next baby that. Kinda catchy.

Quoting EmmaGrace:“ "Ass Jizz." I think I'll name my next baby that. Kinda catchy.”

  or Butt Nut.....I hate when guys call it nutting, makes me want to barf.

Quoting nvoytek:“   or Butt Nut.....I hate when guys call it nutting, makes me want to barf.”

lol...I'm afraid I don't know what "nutting" means (please don't explain it, haha) but how about "Nutter Butter Anal Jizz." I don't know...do you think Ass Jizz or Anal Jizz? I think Anal sounds a bit more formal. Maybe I'll make a poll and ask everyone...

Quoting EmmaGrace:“ lol...I'm afraid I don't know what "nutting" means (please don't explain it, haha) but how about "Nutter ... [snip!] ... know...do you think Ass Jizz or Anal Jizz? I think Anal sounds a bit more formal. Maybe I'll make a poll and ask everyone...”

it must be a guy thing around here, all the guys say "bust a nut" when they mean they've cum.
Anal Jizz is a bit more formal, but Ass Jizz sounds like the kid thats everyones friend!  

Quoting nvoytek:“ it must be a guy thing around here, all the guys say "bust a nut" when they mean they've cum. Anal Jizz is a bit more formal, but Ass Jizz sounds like the kid thats everyones friend!  ”

ok, I've only heard "bust a nut" when someone has worked really hard.

"I busted a nut studying for that test last night..." I've never heard it used to describe cumming. That's funny.