Quoting KRISTYlynne ♥:“ *sigh* They never will, love. They never will.”

Depressing.

I also had someone comment on Piss' arranged marriage and how they didn't know we still did that in Russia. She didn't know Russia was still a 3rd world country.

Quoting Jesus.:“ It's German! I just love the looks on old lady's faces when I'm saying "Aww mommy's little duck ass. Mommy loves you, duck ass!"”

  old ladies are funny. an old lady was checking our stuff out at walmart the other night and noticed we had one each. She looks right at chris and says "good job!" i nearly pissed myself

Quoting Flounder♥:“ Depressing. I also had someone comment on Piss' arranged marriage and how they didn't know we still did that in Russia. She didn't know Russia was still a 3rd world country.”

Where has she been!? Of course they still do arranged marriages over there!

My heart weeps for these people. It truly does.

In fact, we've already arranged Lego's marriage too. I have the future to think about. I want to ensure the perfection continues to another generation.

Lego Flowerpants is my future son in law!!!


Pssssh, bitches betta recognize!  

Quoting KRISTYlynne ♥:“ Where has she been!? Of course they still do arranged marriages over there! My heart weeps for these ... [snip!] ... Lego's marriage too. I have the future to think about. I want to ensure the perfection continues to another generation.”

Exactly. Piss is going to be dominated by his Russian mail order bride because he will be a wussy american boy and she is a hardcore russian who walks by stabbings and shootings...(No joke about the walking by stabbings and shootings part in Russia..it happens..a lot.)

Isn't Lego engaged to Kirsten's daughter?

Lego Flowerpants for sure.

Quoting Flounder♥:“ Exactly. Piss is going to be dominated by his Russian mail order bride because he will be a wussy american ... [snip!] ... about the walking by stabbings and shootings part in Russia..it happens..a lot.) Isn't Lego engaged to Kirsten's daughter?”

Russia's like Detroit!  

We can toughen Piss up for his Russian Mail Order Bride by sending him there for a little bit. Just so he's prepared for the hardcoreness that's in store for him!



& *sigh*
Lego's a player. I'm slightly impressed and at the same time disgusted by the little triangle he has going on.

Him & Kitch's daughter are in LOOOOVE. He's been assigned to Kirsten's Kat since the womb, and he has a thing for Gia as well.

Then he hit on Courtney's Mady in the freezer section at Meijers and they were holding hands on the ride home. His player abilities knows no limits.

Quoting *Immaculate Conception*:“ Lego Flowerpants is my future son in law!!! Pssssh, bitches betta recognize!  ”

This I know!

He's got this thing now, when we look at pictures of the BG Bebeh's together, he tries to kiss the screen whenever he sees Gia's picture!

Quoting KRISTYlynne ♥:“ This I know! He's got this thing now, when we look at pictures of the BG Bebeh's together, he tries to kiss the screen whenever he sees Gia's picture!”

hahahahaha!! Gia loves her some Flowerpants!  


And says she cannot wait to meet him, they will raise hell togetha!! While their mommies are drinking jager out of their juicy juice sippy cups!  

Quoting *Immaculate Conception*:“ hahahahaha!! Gia loves her some Flowerpants!   And says she cannot wait to meet him, they will ... [snip!] ... to meet him, they will raise hell togetha!! While their mommies are drinking jager out of their juicy juice sippy cups!  ”

YES! Yes with the juicy juice sippy cups! Oh..my hearts all a flutter.

Lego can't wait either. Can't wait. He's already talking about buying special flowerpants for the occasion.

Quoting KRISTYlynne ♥:“ YES! Yes with the juicy juice sippy cups! Oh..my hearts all a flutter. Lego can't wait either. Can't wait. He's already talking about buying special flowerpants for the occasion.”

Bahahahaha!  

I still hafta look on their website and see when they stop doing ferrys out to the island. Maybe I'll get on that tonight since I have tomorrow off.