dirty jokes?

Dirty jokes? bad jokes? funny jokes?


This original post said something else, it was very inapropriate, and the best I can do is to just make this the original post now.
(copying a reply I made, further down)
ok. shit.
I'm going to bed, in a few minutes, so I'm not leaving this without saying a couple things.
FIRST.
Nobody knows me in person on here, so nobody has any idea that I had no idea everyone would flip out so much like this.
I'm not going on and on defending myself, because I'm NOT the idiot I have obviously portrayed myself to be, and therefore I know it won't do anything.
I was seriously honestly and truly just wanting to start a post (sort of because another post that was going on)that people posted "politically incorrect" jokes. People make fun of fat people, people make fun of guys, of girls, of young mothers, and I (really hope) know it's all in good fun, and I seriously did not realise everyone would be so against this.

I am white, and people tell me jokes about white people and I think they are funny.
I am (naturally) blonde, and think blonde jokes are funny.
I am a woman, and think jokes about girls are funny too.

Honestly, I think that if you were to take pretty much any racist/sexist joke and instead of saying "there was this mexican"(or whatever) saying "there was this guy" and it would work just as well... Some of the funniest jokes are racist, and if they were not racist they would be even funnier!

Last thing I have to say, is that I'm sorry. I'm sorry to everyone on here , for starting this thread.
I'm going to take a break from this site for a while, of course if I have a question about my son I will be back for sure... Because, well, if I need to know something about him.... that's important..

Everyone can really think I'm totally lying, but I'm not.. I'm sitting here bawling my eyes out (hey and I'm not pregnant!!!! heh) about being such a douche.

I'm sorry.

g'night.

Wow someone has some guts...

Quoting flesh.mechanic:“ POST YOUR RACIST JOKES!!! Seriously. About whites, blacks, mexicans, indians, chinese, asians, ... [snip!] ... whatever else jokes. You can't NOT hear them.... So let's just all be maturly immature, and say them. Commmme on....  ”

Gutsy, are we?

Quoting Waiting for Rylan:“ Wow someone has some guts...”

I would say so.

Basically posting in this thread will hurt your rep on gaga so girls post with caution.

Wow. You're stupid.

Fuck you're lame.

Just because we've all heard them doesn't mean we agree with them, or choose to post them/repeat them. You WILL offend someone - so delete your post now. That was a stupid move....

Bahaha, we've heard my joke.
I'm lame and have no more.
But interest me in some more.

another one! 

Just a tip - (Whether it will "do any good or not") if your entire post is basically defending yourself before you even got any responses, it's probably not the best thing to post in the first place.

Quoting *Mrs. von Sydow*:“ Just because we've all heard them doesn't mean we agree with them, or choose to post them/repeat them. You WILL offend someone - so delete your post now. That was a stupid move....”

Too bad you cant.

You are stupid. And don't try to be offensive, please

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